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Masked Monkey

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  1. *sighs* Dogs are pack animals. They a loose, but deeply ingrained social structure. Part of the reason you need to train a puppy is so that you become the pack "alpha". Once the dog is comfortable with that, there is no question about roles, well except for the occasional test. Dogs will also test their roles, their place in the pack. Since Xander is growing, his place is not determined. By age and experince he is not alpha and must assert that position with "active" behavior. Jayne will want to keep the alpha position, and xan will be trying to make sure where he fits. This is what the "fighting" is. It is more of a ritualized play, but like all animals, it can get bloody, and if trained to do so, that natural instinct can be turned into a weapon where the dog thinks it is alpha to everyone ... and small kids die for looking at the dog . Once the "fight" is over, and both are assured of their position, the pack will go back into a peaceful co-existance and take care of each other. If you had like 6 dogs, they probably would not care for each other, but not be mean :king: Snow Dog
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  3. Happy Birthday Dom :king: Snow Dog
  4. Happy Birthday Jarad :king: Snow Dog Does this make Jared "fair game" wouldn't want to pull a Foley
  5. Happy birthday horsie dude :king: Snow Dog
  6. Masked Monkey

    Senior Pictures

    Goddamnit joey, every time I look at those picures to see which one they are talking about, I realize you get even cuter .... stop that :king: Snow Dog
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    Senior Pictures

    Ok, at first I was agreeing with vic on the casual pic (up-right), but in comparing the upper-right and the lower left, the upper-right clearly has a higher "come f**k me" factor to it that you might not want for your senior picture. For your bf, yes, for grandma ... no. (this is not to say that all of the pictures don't scream that, just that it is notably higher in that one, which is why vic likes it ) . As for the formal pic. While I like the big grin one best, I again have to think of the purpose and intent of the pictures. The casual one is the happy cutie. The formal one should "scream dapper" stud, not "cute class clown" At this point, I want to scream at the photographer ... all of your pictures have a that horrible coat/jacket collar issue. That damned collar should not be so far from your neck unless someone is dumping ice down your back. Is it so hard to tell people to sit on their coats ... anyone who has seen "Broadcast News" knows that. Ok, upper right has a that leaning look that reminds me of Goren (Vincent D'Onofrio) from Law & Order: CI. The lower right has the correct coat collar look, but I hate the way the shirt collar looks like it is sticking out awkwardly. The upper left has a nice balanced look. It is serious but friendly and approachable. As a few side comments 1) I think we higher res scans to make a final determination 2) I do not feel sooooo gay for considering the aesthetics of your pictures 3) I did not just use it as an excuse to stare at you 4) I am not going to the bathroom right now to take care of myself. :king: Snow Dog
  8. Masked Monkey

    Do you do it?

    Joe, I'm not sure who this hypothetical guy thinks he is, but clearly he is not of "Adam's" caliber. "Adam" doesn't want some chicken shit pussy who can only talk about what he wants, who can only pass notes like some gossipy chick. I mean yeah, he might be a hot-shot punk on some no-name bush in a giant cyber-garden, but when he doesn't have his computers in front of him, chatting with dozens of faceless people while watching porn, all he does is dream of a life that isn't his. This hypothetical guy is best off staying behind his computer, masturbating and thinking about what might be. I suggest he stay true to who he is and not give up some pride to take a chance. He cannot risk the chance that even if he is brutally rejected he might gain some pride in himself. I suggest he admit that "Adam" is way too good for him, that he has nothing to offer, and go on to the next guy who is so needy that his ego gets a boost. Until it falls apart because even this new needy person sees that there is really nothing to this hypothetical guy. Nothing more than a bogus self-inflated attitude, an undersized penis, and horrible taste in clothing. I would tell the hypothetical guy to ignore everyone at school and stick to his online friends. :king: Snow Dog
  9. I said it in chat, but I suppose I have to say it here too. Happy Birthday Miso Hope you are having a good day off too :king: Snow Dog P.S. Maybe the house will be done by your next birthday if you are a good boy
  10. Happy Birthday Mr. TheZot sir. Hope you have a good day ... but not too good :king: Snow Dog
  11. Happy Birthday Robert ... Make Dan be nice to you. :king: Snow Dog
  12. Happy Birthday :king: Snow Dog
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  14. Sorry it's late, kinda had a few difficult days .. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DREWBIE :king: Snow Dog
  15. Happy Birthday J-Rod ... Hope you have a great day
  16. Ok Zac, I gotta ask, do you think Joey's nose is cute? Good luck Joey ... and remember, life is hell, then you grow up and it gets worse :king: Snow Dog P.S. No, not a "good" night for me
  17. and yet another person wishing you a very happy birthday. :king: Snow Dog
  18. Bull smegma is better than AOL. :king: Snow Dog P.S. I am just guessing here. As far as I know, nobody but Tim has tasted bull smegma.
  19. Ok, I took the kids to see it, and it was the ONLY movie at the theater I wanted to see. YES I WANTED to see it. I know there are two members out there who will also appreciate it. It takes a certain kinda person to overlook the obvious ploy to get the snakes and the people on the plane. Bottom line it was a FUN movie. If you can appreciate Kingdom of the Spiders or The Flesh Eaters, then Snakes on a Plane is the movie for you. :king: Snow Dog
  20. That assumes you have something more valuable than a notebook :king: Snow Dog Edit: Woohooo my battery is not involved
  21. Masked Monkey

    Yep.

    Can I have his email address, I have a few pics to send him :king: Snow Dog
  22. Masked Monkey

    It's a small one

    Who you calling a perv?
  23. Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to You, Happy Burthday, Dear Jules, Happy Birthday to You. Luv Ya :king: Snow Dog
  24. Happy birthday Motrin Hey, no generic for me :king: Snow Dog (actually, I always take generic when available)
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