Masked Monkey

Yes, but how many of those posts are in Admin-type forums? and how many of those posts are simply discussing the number of posts made? I think this qualifies as a corillary of Cohn's Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all of your time reporting on the nothing you are doing. We can call it Snoopy's Law: The more posts you make about the number of posts you have made, the fewer posts you make about anything else. Stability is achieved when all you do is post about the number of posts you have made. On a totally different note, I think Joe has recently made it clear that he isn't "Bi" anything :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

I'm not gonna comment on the goat needing a specific type of exam, nor what should be used to do the "probing" Why should the teens be grossed out by a simple blood test I really should post a picture of the device in the lobby downstairs. It is a prototype device that places a positron detector right next to the prostate to give early detection of prostate cancer, but looks more like one of those machines people use for ... um ... anal pleasure :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

BOOBIES!!!!! Sorry, couldn't resist. :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

Me thinks we have a power struggle going on. :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog Who wonders if he can capitalise on the me minor power play

But but, if the previous posts don't exist ... then they shouldn't count. If he is below 2000, he is below 2000. :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

stop being such a flirt vic.

What you refer to as "centuries-old traditions", I call the US Constitution. and for the record .. Highway funds only cover INTERSTATE highways, that being a specific power given to the US Federal governement by that "centuries-old traditions". The US Department of Education has no constitutional authority and should not exist in the first place. As for hard numbers, in 2006-2007 (FY2007), the state of California spent ~US$48 Billion on K-12 and the feds added ~US$4 Billion. As far as I'm concerned, they should keep the money and reduce taxes. Let the states deal with it. I suppose the feds could withold medicid payments to states that have "unacceptable" sex laws, but again, that would result in Civil War :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

Oh, I love the argument ... the paparazzi made me do it. :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

To answer your initial question ... it means ... get the f**K out of your parent's house where you are treated like a kid. If you don't get out, you will lose your hair, shink, get fat and be so disgusted with yourself that you blow your brians out. not gonna comment on the hotel room as I think it is totally meaningless :king: Snoopy

Are we going to start the list of people who would like to give joe a "special present" now? , or should we just agree to call it the "membership list" :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog who wonders why Joe seems to be stuck at 1999 posts

The problem with the US federal government making "sex" laws that applies to all 50 states is simply that they don't have the authority under the US constitution. In the cases of foreign or interstate travel, and on federal land, they do have clear laws. The federal age of consent is 18. I do not believe that federal law has an age difference exemption, thus, if you and your bf can legally have sex in your state, but you go to a national park within that state (assuming you are both under 18) and have sex while camping, you could both be arrested and face federal charges. If you are an adult and cross state lines to have sex with a minor, or facilitate a minor to cross state lines to have (otherwise legal) sex with you, you have violated federal law. If the federal government were able to regulate sex laws, they would have carte blanch to make similar regulations for anything within the states, and this would totally invalidate the reasons for having states in the first place, and the "federal" form of government. Since (unlike the former Soviet Union) there is no provision for a state to secede from the Union, the removal of the ability to create their own laws would create the identical circumstances that lead to the Civil War. Just like you can go to the grocery store and choose your brand of bread, soda, and potato chips, you have equal freedom to move to a state that has laws more suited to your personal beliefs. That is something I would rather never see changed, even if it means you have to keep track of which states you have to wear your seat belt in, and which ones you don't. :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

I prefer a large quantity of quality, thank you very much. :king: Snoop

You never said "useful" when you told me to post. You just told me to post something. So touchy :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" "Stupid Snowy" Dog

Guess you haven't hit the "after so many of them" point yet. I can think of a few people I would like to get in a hot tub :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

I have to wonder why this thread is still active :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

7th circle, inner ring ... see you there ... particularly since the "sodomotes" get to walk around on the burning sand in "groups" ... can you say ORGY in HELL :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog OH, and if I get the teaching position in CA you can live with me instead of her

Did you ever make it to Wal Mart? What did you buy me? :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

Happy Birthday Mark :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" "Stupid Snowy" Dog (Hoping to add Prof.)

I might could possibly accept that position if she could have given an example of a weapon developed in a matriachal society that had any hope of combatting a ballistic or wedge weapon. Well, other than mind numbing and endless bitching. Ya know, a cylindrical wedge, call it a spear, arrow, (modern) bullet, or missile (of any variety) has the shape it does because of it's intended purpose. The goal is to cleave the target or the air by the concentration of force to a small point. The fact that such things resemble the mamalian penis is simply a similarity of physical function, rather than some deep seated psychological issue. And the thought just popped into my head. You want to get phallic in terms of tools. The knitting or sewing needle is about as phallic as they come. As for our cute little razor having a girl brain .... as long as he doesn't have a girl body, it doesn't much matter. :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't understand what he's saying. Tob The question is, does Shadowgod understand what he's saying? Funny it made sense to me. I disagree without understanding the context of the statement, but meh. :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" "Stupid Snowy" Dog

good for you :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" "Stupid Snowy" Dog

You obviously didn't spend a lot of time in the GA chatroom ... well, other than the rudeness :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

Boobies!!!!! :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

Chews you out anyway :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

We still love you :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog