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    highball glass
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    I had a visitation by a nefarious raccoon who gorged himself on cat food and went to sleep. 🦝 The next morning, when I went out to the garage, the raccoon was shocked when I opened the door and tried to flee, but he had eaten so much, he got stuck tight in the crack under the garage door I leave for my outside cat. Poor guy was stuck fast there, and I had to open the garage door to let him escape.
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    futility
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    Macduff gets dramatic when his dish is empty.
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    You can tell when I'm out of bacon by my lugubrious attitude.
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    There are some Roman Emperors of noble character like Justinian or Marcus Aurealus. Then again, there was Nero and a few who ruled for a short time until the Praetorians decided he was too big an idiot to be emperor or took a bribe.
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    Roman Caesars who aspired to Godhood were more likely to be an inbred psycho with a brain mostly eaten by syphilis than divine.
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    organ donor
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    A S'mores pizza? Nope. Never have I ever paid a hooker.
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    I have. I did two recipes for a party during the Christmas holidays - Chili Verde (green) and another recipe that comes out red and hot. Never have I ever made pork tacos.
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    And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
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    I've never been able to watch In the Gloaming all the way through.
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    My smallest cat Cloe, hates Raccoons. Whenever one of them waddles onto the patio in the wee hours, she screams. I find her on the back of the couch puffed up and snarling in horripilation. The raccoon just looks at her, seemingly bewildered, wondering how such a small cat can make such a large racket. 🦝 🐈 < ^&%$#!
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    I've got to tame the farrago that is my garage.
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    Ew, ew, ew... no horsie spoo for me, thanks. The human stuff is bad enough. It gets everywhere. Never have I ever been tempted by beasties.
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    Soldering, shrink wrapping and hot glue have calloused my dactylions.
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    distance
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    People who are too ebullient early in the morning make me wonder what drugs they are on.
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    I do buy some for a literacy charity that puts books into the hands of skool kidz.
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    As I am a avid bibliopole, I wonder if my home may sink into the earth because of all the weight.
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    🤘 Woo!
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    desist
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