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JamesSavik

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  1. that's what we call redneck redaction
  2. I'm an old fart but far from helpless. My wit and disposition (usually nasty) make me either a sweet old geezer or your worst nightmare. Your choice.
  3. Fun stuff from the vaultz of the intenets
  4. < Don't do it! <We all know someone from here.
  5. There can be only one! Queen & David Bowie
  6. Citation please. I have never heard of "Cannabis" causing death. It's non-toxic. You can smoke it until you pass out. (Believe me. I have.) The worst side effect I've ever seen is nausea and that was a "virgin". The synthetic kind, perhaps. Dumb asses doing something stupid and getting killed while they are high doesn't count. That's just natural selection at work. I question the seizures claim too. Never heard or seen anything to support that claim and I do tend to keep up with the subject. There are huge questions about the induced schizophrenia claims. Is the cannabis responsible or was it inevitable? The onset of schizophrenia happens to occur during adolescence and early adulthood- exactly the same time people are fooling around with Pot... err excuse me, cannabis. There are numerous researchers over the years that have gotten busted for exaggerating their claims, fudging their research and out right lying. Finding something actually wrong with cannabis would be like hitting the lottery. Anyone who does will be showered in government grants. Objectively- there is no evidence that cannabis deserves its reputation for a killer drug; no justification for the billions spent on prohibition, the hundreds of thousands jailed and the millions with criminal records for simple possession. Generations of government propaganda has done it job quite well.
  7. There are tons of songs about the end of summer. I encourage others to share.
  8. Ummm... I didn't see pot on that list.
  9. Rewriting is simply part of the process of writing. Most people don't hit a home run with the rough draft. To create a polished work, it takes writing a scene several times until it feels right and natural to you. I just finished spending a week writing and rewriting an important scene. As it was a key scene and the interaction between key players was important, I had to spend the time with it.
  10. Little Billy Jokes (older than I am and just as crazy) Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Little BILLY says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a mouthful." Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob." "One day little Billy was at home bugging his mother as she tried to do house work. Exasperated, she tells him, "Billy, why don't you go watch the house builders next door, maybe you will learn something". So Billy goes next door to watch the construction crew. When Billy comes home a few hours later his mom says, "So Billy, what happened at the building site?" Billy replies, "Well, first we put the goddamn door up, but the son of a bitch wouldn't fit, so we took the cock-sucker down, shaved a pussy hair off each side, and then put the mother-f--ker back up again!" Billy's Mom is shocked and sends him to his room to wait till his Dad gets home. When Dad comes home and hears what happened he goes up to Billy's room, and asks Billy what he said. So Billy repeats the whole thing again. Billy's Dad is really angry and says, "Billy, go bring me a switch!" To which Billy says, "Get f--ked! That's the Electricians job!"" Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?" His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!" In school Mrs. Rogers was playing a word game with the kids. She would shout out a letter and then pick on a student, and the student would pick a word that starts with the letter. Mrs. Rogers said the letter "B" and Little Billy raised his hand. Since Mrs. Rogers thought he'd say bitch She called on Sally instead. Sally said Ball Mrs. Rogers said the letter "P", and Little Billy raised his hand again. Since Mrs. Rogers thought he'd say Pussy, she called on Frank, who said paper. Finally, Mrs. Rogers said the letter "R", and again Little Billy raised his hand. Mrs. Rogers couldn't think of a bad word that started with "R" so she picked Johnny. Johnny hesitated and said "Rat" .... "A Big Mother Fucking Rat with a dick this big."
  11. Nobody on the road nobody on the beach I feel it in the air the summer's out of reach Empty lake, empty streets, the sun goes down alone I'm drivin' by your house Though I know you're not home I can see you Your brown skin shinin' in the sun You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on, baby And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong after the boys of summer have gone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwCw6jXo84o Yeah, it's almost gone Where will we be When the summer's gone? Morning found us calmly unaware Noon burned gold into our hair At night, we swam the Laughing sea When summer's gone Where will we be Where will we be Where will we be
  12. Ball cancer? Really!? Hysterical BS much? I've been seeing "small" studies like this for decades attempting to pin something awful to justify the billions we're spending for prohibition. The follow on "large" study never seems to back up the first. Besides- if there was any truth to it, I would have been dead 30 years ago.
  13. You wanted eighties? You got it.
  14. More from the disco era...
  15. Might as well be aliens from the Cantina scene from Star Wars.
  16. that would explain so much that is currently inexplicable
  17. Just for fun...
  18. Some dance club hits from the distant past...
  19. Between 1952-89, the Soviet Union lost 16 subs. Of that number, 10 were nuclear powered. Fourteen were armed with nuclear weapons- nuclear tipped torpedoes and/or missiles. Most are in waters greater than 10,000 feet.
  20. your distinctiveness has been assimilated into our collective.
  21. Holy Crap! Granny is a gangster!
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