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JamesSavik

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  1. I'm meaner in person.
  2. Just don't be this guy: < 12 is too old
  3. Vote for A Rider on a Pale Horse. I have an awesome outline for that one.
  4. *Sniffs* You kids are a sweet couple. Maybe I can cry at the wedding someday.
  5. This is a dog. This is a yappy little dust mop with dog breath.
  6. Don't want a boy toy. Nobody can afford them. You'll end up with maxed out credit cards and the "boi toy" with the far-away-eyes will be off with the nearest truck driver that he can find.
  7. I'm no fan of dogs. They are fine in other peoples yards under control but that's not what I see every day. I see aggressive dog packs wandering the neighborhoods. This year two small children have been mauled to death. A pit bull is every bit as dangerous as a .44 magnum so why don't we license them? Why isn't insurance required? A few nights ago I saw a cat torn to pieces by one of these dog packs. Last year I killed a pit that was after my 80 year old mother. Sooner or later it is going to be another kid or elderly person. Dogs are what they are. I don't blame them. I blame the son of a bitches that get them as status symbols, train them to be mean and then handle them irresponsibly. They are the ones that need to be neutered.
  8. Bingo. I think that gay marriage is so important for some gay people because for generations we've been told that our relationships are immoral and have no worth. Having that official state sanctioned piece of paper probably means more to us than str8s because they take it for granted.
  9. What does gay marriage mean to you? When... If gay marriage comes to pass, what would it mean to you? Is this a game changer? Or is gay marriage in the absence of protections against discrimination problematic?
  10. These kids and their consoles! Why in my day we played text based games like Wizardry and Tradewars on our MS-DOS based PCs AND WE LIKED IT.
  11. From catster.com: a forum for cat owners. My cat farts a lot. What can I do? I think it's funny that humans worry so much about us pooting. Do they ever count how many times THEY do during the day? And meowmie says my human dad is a prize-winner and she should get a purple heart for surviving 33 years with him and his pooting.
  12. Purgatory It's a whole lot of nothing Messing with your head. It sure ain't living, But it's not quite dead. Your world is shattered, All your dreams are dust. You go through the motions, But all things precious have turned to rust. You want to die but you still live. You pray for death with nothing left to give. Nothing sacred, nothing lasts, Nothing to hold on to present or past. From this desolate place You must find a reason to rejoin the human race To rise and live again Or die once more.
  13. Adult Video Store Offers Clergy Discount January 17, 2003 | By Associated Press STEWARTVILLE, Minn. (AP) -- An adult entertainment store's sign offering a "clergy discount" has drawn the wrath of its churchgoing neighbors. A double-sided sign stands outside Pure Pleasure in view of people entering and leaving Midwest Baptist Church. People driving toward the church, read: "And God said go out into the world and have great sex. God's gift to women. Amen and amen." People leaving see: "No need to mail order. Gay videos in stock. Clergy discount. Have good sex. Hallelujah!"
  14. Ribar is right. Phelps particular brand of insanity is fueled by the desperate need for attention. Ignore him and he will go to ever more frantic and maniacal means to get attention. Ignore him long enough and he'll do something over the top and he can be shut down for good. You are right though. When he dies, I want to feed a goat ex-lax and tie him to Phelps tombstone so that Phelps can see what it feels like to have a dumb animal shitting all over you for no apparent reason.
  15. AH the mommy state- always looking out for children. *vomits*
  16. high and tight
  17. LOL @ the 70s psychedelic scene. A weird time by any calendar. It was the golden age of drugs and it shows up in all of the pop culture. Except it wasn't thugs and murder. It was just about fun. Drugs, sex and rock & roll and WE LIKED IT! I did my first acid in 8th grade and it was freaking AWESOME. Jeez I miss acid. We used to call tripping going to cartoon-land.
  18. I'm so glad that things are coming together for you. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Happy Birthday!
  19. That depends. I like Italian but I also like 1000 Islands. I guess its a mood thing. With croûtons, salad peppers, olives, tomatoes...
  20. GSA == Goat Services Administration Not really but they've been called a lot worse.
  21. Only if you hadn't discovered weed or mushrooms yet. Of course- this was the seventies and lots of us were jr high lab rats. Find a bunch of mushrooms and you could make your own cartoons.
  22. I usually ignore anything made after 1980.
  23. I think he needs a bigger boat.
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