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JamesSavik

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  1. Nope. Never have I ever been to Universal Orlando Resort.
  2. Your morning-breath is horrifying.
  3. It is phenomenal how relieved you feel when something you have been dreading is finally over. 🦷 👨‍⚕️ 🏘️🔨
  4. You fart while sleeping.
  5. Nope. I can imagine zero-g sex might be challenging. Never have I ever had sex with a mayor. I know, I'm too picky.
  6. Ligature strangulation is one of Law & Order's top murder methods.
  7. I vehemently deny that I'm coming out of retirement as a pole dancer.
  8. trysexual - will try anything sexual.
  9. When the phlebotomist found out I have B- blood, they called me so often, I think they should have installed a zipper for efficiency.
  10. If you write something controversial, you'll be surprised at some of the suggestions you get. Expect them to be rude, crude, impractical, and physically impossible.
  11. Too many skeeters to run around nekkid in these parts. Never have I ever cooked with fennel.
  12. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
  13. In the bad old days, psychiatrists often diagnosed homosexuals as sociopaths because they didn't feel any guilt for being homosexual. This diagnosis often led to lobotomies. This is why the 1973 removal of homosexuality from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM) by the American Psychiatric Association was so important.
  14. Impressionist
  15. I used to get a summons once a year. It's the most boring thing ever. Never have I been called as a witness.
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