Stories

History is written by the victors.

Maps are written by... George.

A cynical writer sells out and writes a gay werewolf story for clout.
It’s supposed to be trash.
It goes viral instead.
Now the author he accidentally parodied thinks it's hot.
And the fans? They’re demanding Chapter Two.
The problem?
He never intended to write one.
... Oops.

Twin brothers.
One is gay.
The other is haunted... probably.

Perhaps this story is merely a sorry little attempt at magical realism. Or perhaps it only takes place in the mind of its narrator, or in his dream, or perhaps some of it really happens to him—or a combination of all that. But none of that matters; none of those ideas either add to or detract from the story. With a nod to the many modern adaptations, here is another take on the Pygmalion myth. As with all such stories, be careful what you wish for!

What do you get when your satirical college essay is read by your two dads?

Trial by passive-aggressiveness.

Judgment from a pug who demands tribute with every verdict.

And emotional blackmail, served cold on a guilt-plated platter.

Thanks, Dads.

What’s the cure for heartbreak?

A quiet night with whiskey and regrets? Not for me.

Thanks to my chaotic friend Mervin, I get dragged into a neon-drenched karaoke disaster, where off-key screaming is therapy, a DJ refuses to shut up, and a bartender named Dudu might just be the best bad decision of my life.

A hilariously chaotic, painfully relatable, and unexpectedly cathartic tale about heartbreak, bad karaoke, and singing your damn heart out.

Everybody knows you don't put metal into a microwave. Well, probably almost everybody. This will be a series of very short stories, each covering Dave the microwave's take on what happens when something weird is "cooked" in him.

Another foray into the comedic world.

Everyone knows duct tape has hundreds of uses. But what happens when one of those uses is quite unconventional?

The boy in the well, told from the well's point of view.

A glimpse into a political and personal future that we all really hope will never happen. Not that it's terrible or violent or anything, just disturbing.