I'm going to invent anti-social networking.

Instead of friending people, you flip them off.

Instead of "poking" people, you key their car or egg their house.

You don't have a list of friends. You have a list of punk-bitches that you can trade for cigarettes, tats or sex.

You don't join groups. If a group interests you, you have to call one of them out and beat his ass. Then you have to pass their initiation. If you survive, you have to wear their colors and tats.

Then you get to run their rackets: drugs, porn, prostitution. If you are good at it you move up. If you don't, the gang will bump you off.

If you don't want to join a group, you can be an independent contractor or you can be a serial killer and take out random people.

Anti-social networking: an idea whose time has come.

Moving from the streets to a PC near you.