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Another good reason to keep a cat


Cats are immune to the virus that cause zombies.

 

They can sense a zombie from a mile away and will become agitated. Since the Rising, cats have become the must have pet. No telling how many survivors owe their lives to ferocious feline soldiers named Fluffy or Mr. Biscuits.

 

In fact, cats really hate zombies. It must be something about the way they smell.

 

Many cats will attack zombies and attempt to claw their eyes out.

 

One of the funniest damn things that you will ever see is a zombie with a pissed off cat on his head.

 

Cat are fast and agile. Zombies are slow and clumsy. It's a classic mismatch like a line-man with two broken legs trying to cover a wide-receiver.

 

If the zombie has advanced decay, a cat can take its head completely off.

 

angrycat.jpg < F-ing zombies piss me off.

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snickers. idk, my cat is lazy and contrary. He just might love up the zombie instead. And he looks evil to boot, his average look is a sneer of disdain.

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