Up on the Housetop

Up on the housetop, crackheads pause

Out jumps evil ole Satan Claus

Down through the chimney with lots of guns

To shoot us down like dogs, just for fun

Ho, Ho, Ho! BLAM! Run for you life!

Ho, Ho, Ho! BLAM! Don't look back!

Up on the housetop, blam, blam, click

Satan Claus reloads, what a huge prick.

First comes the raping of little Nell

Evil ole Satan Claus fills it well

Horror and bloody murder she cries

That SOB sewed open her eyes

Ho, Ho, Ho! BLAM! Run for your life!

Ho, Ho, Ho! BLAM! Don't look back!

Up on the housetop, blam, blam, click

Satan Claus reloads, what a huge prick.

Next comes the murder of little Will

Satan Claus just wants to kill

Its always a horror when he attacks

All his minions are smoking crack

Ho, Ho, Ho! BLAM! Run for your life!

Ho, Ho, Ho! BLAM! Don't look back!

Up on the housetop, blam, blam, click

Satan Claus reloads, what a huge prick.

Satan Claus is Coming to Town

You better watch out

Better stay low

Wear your body armor

I'm telling you why

Satan Claus is coming to town

Satan Claus is coming to town

Satan Claus is coming to gun you down!

He's making a list,

Checking it twice;

He doesn't care who's naughty or nice.

Satan Claus is coming to town

Satan Claus is coming to town

Satan Claus is coming to gun you down!

He sees you when you're sleeping

He knows when you're awake

He'll gun you down like a dog

So run like hell for goodness sake!

With two horns and a forked tail

A mini-gun and bazooka, he's airborne hell

Satan Claus is coming to town

Satan Claus is coming to town

Satan Claus is coming to gun you down!

He sees you when you're sleeping

He knows when you're awake

His weapons are laser guided

So take cover for goodness sake

You better watch out

Better stay low

Wear your body armor

I'm telling you why

Satan Claus is coming to town

Satan Claus is coming to town

Satan Claus is coming to gun you down!

Satan Claus is coming to town

Satan Claus is going to gun you down!