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I Hate the Dentist


Did I mention that I Hate the Dentist?

 

With all of the fear and loathing and the insane panic that small animals in critter carriers get when they smell that antiseptic smell of the veterinarians office.

 

I want to flee. Run away, very fast with heart racing, sweating, rapid breathing.

 

I'm not an easily frightened person. I just have a phobia of men with sharp objects poking around in my mouth.

 

The gas is fun but it is but a cruel, cruel lie. The gas makes you just a little high. OK- it makes you a LOT high. Everything is fun and psychedelic cool and then it goes away and you feel the pain and taste the blood and chips of drilled teeth and smell the smoke.

 

The smoke the drill makes is what really freaks me out.

 

I have what dentists call English teeth. I was doomed by genetics. It's not socialized dentistry or failing to brush my teeth. They are too close together and when I should have gotten braces, I couldn't. I was too poor and getting punched too much.

 

They aren't just bad teeth. They are atrocious, rebellious traitors. You can brush them, floss and gargle with virgins blood and they are still suicidally rebellious.

 

They know that if they keep it up I'll have the dentist drill their brains out and fill them with bondo.

 

Rotten bastards.

 

Brush your teeth.

 

I'll be at the dentist tomorrow.

 

I will be the one in the tree with his tail puffed.

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Mann Ramblings

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They know that if they keep it up I'll have the dentist drill their brains out and fill them with bondo.

 

LMAO! I love this image! Perfect! :rofl:

K.C.

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LOL, I went to the dentist last week cause the hygienist told me I had a small cavity.  I got all worked up, went in, and the dentist picked at it for a few seconds and said "Nope, it's a stain!"

 

She polished it for a minute and good as new! :huh: I wasted a Valium for nothing :P

Zombie

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last time I had a tooth injection for a filling the evil bastard dentist waved the foot long needle in front of me - dripping ominously - and cheerily remarked "I've only had one of these snap on me once"

Kitt

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Zombie - that sadistic SOB dentist should be tied to a tree with poison ivy vines and shot to death using a paintball gun.

 

Doing everything right just ain't enough for those of us with bad teeth genes! Poor scared cat! Maybe you can find a sedation dentist?

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JamesSavik

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Me in the waiting room...
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Slytherin

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Poor James :(cat-hug-and-love-smiley-emoticon.gif

CarlHoliday

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On Thursday, last week, I had to have a little surgery on two empty places that'll be filled with implants. When they were setting up the appointment, they offered me a trip to the operating room where I would not feel a thing. Didn't either! The other option was two hours in a dentist's chair as they injected more happy juice because I was feeling the sharp thingy. Didn't feel a sharp thingy. Didn't feel a thing. They sent me home with happy pills and I've been quite happy since being with a dentist.

JamesSavik

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The cat is allergic to codeine

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