Good Luck bad Muppet.  You might have a long holiday. LOL.  Seriously, I can so see you doing that.  Might be a good storyline.

The words Hot Mess come to mind.

You are evil, KC  

LOL.  Oh, that was sooo good.  I needed a good laugh this morning!  Thank you!

See, it worked. She's not mumbling things at you and being quiet! Good job!

OMG. They really did break the mold when you were born. I feel sorry for your daughter, but I'm sure she will forgive you, eventually.

She can move on with her life, but some things can never be forgiven. I hope this doesn't ruin anyone's xmas.

I think Wayne has the right word - eventually.  And I though I was the only one who did things like that!

You probably did take it too far.  Be prepared for a lump of coal in your stocking.

LOL-- well the kid is talking to me again.  I've raised her since she was 7 days old.  She's known me her entire life and I'm sure her sense of humor has developed because of it  

The kid can be quirky in her own right.  I'm sure other parents, looking in wouldn't want her as their kid, but I wouldn't trade her for the world!  She's told us, she is glad we're her parents.