you think life is fair?

Bless you, belatedly for your sneeze.  

Cute

I've been there. As my bf told me very bluntly and insensitively, 'People hate you.' It didn't even hurt my feelings. I knew everyone didn't hate me and the ones that did didn't matter. Living well is the best revenge. I've been more places, done more exciting things, etc than that most popular guy. Despite my penchant for doing extremely dangerous things, I even managed to outlive him. Go figure that one.

 

   If it helps, I/we care if you sneeze. I'll give you two 'God Blesses'. One for any we missed and one for a future sneeze. 

What if I never sneeze again for the rest of my life

Lol jokes, thanks anyway. It just goes to show what a very socially equal world we live in today, or more importantly, how we do not.