The Drunken Idiot Song

I'm a drunken Idiot but that's OK,

I drink all night and I sleep all day.

chorus: He's a drunken Idiot buts that's OK,

He'll drink all night and he'll sleep all day.

I drink beer and I drink scotch and occasionally even gin.

I go to the lavatory.

And barf and drink agin.

chorus: He drinks beer and he drinks scotch and occasionally even gin,

He goes to the lavatory,

And barfs and drinks agin.

He's a drunken Idiot buts that's OK,

He'll drink all night and he'll sleep all day.

I drink in pubs and I drink in the park.

I drink from the morning till well after dark.

I wake up hung over and wearing high heels,

I guess I lost a bet or made a bad deal.

chorus: He drinks in pubs and He drinks in the park.

He drinks from the morning till well after dark.

He wakes up hung over and wearing high heels,

He supposes he lost a bet or made a bad deal.

He's a drunken idiot and that's OK,

He drinks all night and he drinks all day.

I wake up in strange places with strange people with strange faces,

They say I'm friendly when I'm drunk and apparently nearsighted,

Waking up is an adventure hung over in strange spaces,

Now my favorite organ has a rash and is blighted.

chorus: He's a drunken idiot but it's OK,

He drinks all night and he pukes all day,

He wakes up in strange places with strange people with strange faces,

He says he's friendly when he's drunk and apparently nearsighted,

Waking up is an adventure hung over in strange spaces,

Now his favorite organ has a rash and is blighted.

chorus: He used to be a drunken idiot but its OK,

He sobered up and he joined AA,

He's still and idiot and makes mistakes,

But now he can remember the promises he makes.

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My apologies to Monty Python for butchering the Lumberjack Song.