According to Nifty, paperboys get into all sorts of... ummm... shenanigans.

Not only are paperboys nearly extinct, but so are most newspapers as well.  People get most of their news on cable, local TV, or online. 

34 minutes ago, Bill W said:

Not only are paperboys nearly extinct, but so are most newspapers as well.  People get most of their news on cable, local TV, or online. 

Most surviving local newspapers have been bought up by a national chain that's lame AF. I won't name them, but their strategy seems to be to destroy all the papers, make them worthless and piss off their paying customers. They ship in writers and editors that don't know jack about the city, and their political biases couldn't be more blatant. No, they've pretty much shat the bed.