You know it is going to be a questionable day when:
- you run out of sprinkles while baking cookies
- you step on a kitten while trying not to step on the clothes your son has left on the floor after changing into his school clothes
- you nearly fall down the stairs while carrying garbage--and end up with the garbage bag falling down the stairs instead--and it is the used kitty litter--and OF COURSE the bag breaks
- you get stopped by a cop because "Whatever you had on top of your car was flying all over the road." Turns out it was the newspaper...
- you have to stop your car and pick up the newspaper off the road--in the rain
- you come home from taking your son to school and discover the cat has closed all the windows on your computer with her ass (why is it cats INSIST on sitting on keyboards?)
Maybe I should go back to bed and start the day over? After I go to the store and get more sprinkles and another newspaper...