I always hated it when my parents would ask me that. It was either "How was school?" or "What'd you learn today?"...

How was school? It's school, how do you think it was! Honestly, who really wants to wake up that early and go to class?

What'd I learn? Based on the fact that I usually slept through my classes, not much! Except today... today was an exception because I learned that there are an extremely large number of hot guys at our school this year. The incoming freshman are so good looking that it kills me to know most of them are straight. And the ones that aren't straight are so deep in the closet they could find the sock I misplaced last year! What sucks even more is that I know I'll see half of them at my house at one point or another throughout the year because most of the campus comes through here at least once for a party (non-alcoholic of course ).

Besides that, my life has been hell lately and it's slowly returning to normal. I hope. I'll try and short-hand this as much as possible because if anyone is like me, they see a long ass blog and just leave because they're too lazy to read it.

No job + No Money = No Fun

Car messed up = Oh crap + Under 60,000 = No paying

Camping + lots of rain = Not as much fun (I'll expand this one to say that it was still fun because we were all slightly incapacitated so we didn't really care, but I have a lot of wounds from the trip. Cuts and scrapes are no problem, but never try and break off part of a dead tree with a big rock. Chances are the big rock will break, fly into the air, and come crashing down onto your arm leaving a bruise and swelling. Also, never try walking to somewhere if when you drove in you saw a sign that said 'Steep Hill' but ignored it because you were in a car.)

Clubbing + Friends = Fun + Running into exes = Not so fun + Creepy guys trying to dance all over you and grope you and then follow you off the dance floor when they won't leave you alone = Not fun at all + Friends keep bringing it up and making fun of you for it = f**K you

Also, about 10 minutes ago I got a call from somone I didn't know looking for Bruce (if you don't know who bruce is, see earlier blogs where I think I mentioned him). I haven't talked to Bruce in 5 or 6 months. I was never really close enough with Bruce for anyone to think that he would be with me, and I doubt he would remember my phone number to give it out to someone without knowing it was me. He would have had to go through his phone to find it. So now I'm annoyed that he did that, but oh well he can go screw his couch for all I care because I'm not too fond of him as it is.

That's all

Joe

(Who is off to Jeff's for free food )