puppies are always cute and Labs are the royalty of the dog kingdom if you ask me.

 

You should never have a dog smarter than you are so most people would be ineligible to own a Lab. Thank goodness they are good natured and take care of their dumber owners.

I agree that labs are the coolest dogs! They're definitely my favourite.

 

I will say that while I've never been a lady dog giving birth I'm pretty sure I'd want everyone to leave me the hell alone while I was doing it!

I need a new lab coat.

You sound like Cruella DeVille, but you want to use labs instead.