So...

I just got back from Spring Break. We cruised around the Caribbean for a week, and got to spend a couple of days on St. Barts. If you haven't been to St. Barts, you should go. It's awesome. The towns are cute, people speak French and/or English, and they drive really fast on these narrow, concrete roads that look more like paved goat paths.

So we went to a beach that is known for being clothing optional, which is cool because then you get to see lots of boobies. The guys tend to be older, but there were one or two hot guys there, one who was hung like a horse. If you are with a wife/husband/partner, I've found that mirrored sunglasses are an absolute must-have item. I went walking down the beach to the end, where there are a bunch of rocks. On my way, I saw this one guy sitting in a slight indent in the rock wall. When I got closer to him, I saw him stroking his dick in a subtle kind of manner. After I passed him, and he realized that I noticed him and didn't freak out, he started jacking with a purpose while he watched these two hot chicks sunbathe, one on her stomach, the other on her back, both topless. It wasn't erotic, it was creepy, even though he was kind of cute and had a big dick.

I climbed on the rocks to try to get to the tide pools, but ran into a small mountain goat. I didn't know that they had them there, but they do, and this one was pretty pissed off. I decided after that to leave the tidepools, rocks, bitchy goats, and stroking pervert behind and just go back to the populated part of the beach and enjoy the water. And that's when I got my f**king sunburn.

I did say I liked St. Barts, right?