Hola amigos!

So I just got home from work and let me tell you what I noticed today... I worked the opening shift as a cashier today, not my normal job, but it's a long story... anyway here it is...

It is unvbelievable how much alcohol I sold this morning. From a little old lady buying a six pack of beer to the guy buying his vodka, I was in awe. I mean I guess it doesn't necesarily mean that they were going to drink it right then, but wow. Seriously, I would venture to say that 1 in every 5 customers this morning bought some type of liquor.

Which brings me to my next story... This guy in a shirt and tie comes to my checkstand and he is buying a 24 pack of Corona and some limes and he asks me for a bottle of Hornitos tequila from where it is locked up. So I turn and ask the bagger girl, who incedentally is older than me, and ask her to get me a bottle of Hornitos. But, I didn't use my proper Spanish pronounciation and then she and the customer started teasing me about being a white girl... So I said to the guy, in classic Viv style (which means really flirty) that I won't even tell you what I really do know how to say in Spanish... Well, of course he makes me tell him anyway

So I said, "Me gustaria quitarse sus calcones con mis dientes." The guy laughed so hard and turned about twelve different shades of red, it was classic! So then the girl comes back with his tequila and sees him laughing and wants to know what I said to him. I tell her 'no way' and he says that he will have to use that phrase tonight. So as he is walking out the door I am shouting after him, "Make sure you tell them a white girl taught it to you!"

For those of you who need a translation, it means 'I would like to take your underwear off with my teeth!'

Aside from that I noticed grown men carrying those ridiculous velcro wallets I mean why would you really? How is that at all impressive?

Anyway, as for the next chapter... I hope to have it finished by tomorrow. I have been a LOT preoccupied worrying about Davey and his family so... Thanks for being so patient to all my guys!

Hugs, Viv

PS. I have a new chat buddy and while I know it's not really his thing, I am lovin' it! He's a really great guy and I'm glad I'm getting to know him better... finally