BeaStKid Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 TYPES OF MALE BOTTOMS There Are At Least Eight Types Of Male Bottoms who luv to get plowed that I can list.... 1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes......... ......... 2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.......... ......... . 3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No.......... .. 4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming...... ....... 5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God......... ......... ....... 6. The Usurer - Ahh, More, More, More........ ......... .... 7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you... 8. The Submariner - Mmm...OHHH.. .Deeper.. .Go DEEPER !! Care to add any??? Link to comment
Conner Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I don't believe I could improve on any of those! I'll think about it when I stop laughing. Conner Link to comment
shadowgod Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 9.) THE SPEEDER - Go Faster! Faster! Link to comment
NaperVic Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 10) THE GLASS IS HALF EMPTIER - Is that it? Link to comment
TonyM Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Haha, Great list! 11) The Steel Worker - Harder! Harder! Link to comment
Razor Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~was scandalized for the first two seconds until I started cackling~ Omg... this is delightful. It has made my day. Link to comment
PatrickOBrien Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 (edited) 12) The Romantic- "I love you, I love you, I love you..." Edited July 16, 2007 by wrathofmagneto Link to comment
S t e v e n. Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 The Traffic cop: Don't stop! don't stop! at the beginning I was like but after 3 seconds I start laughing really funny Link to comment
Conner Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 The Oliver Twist bottom: More, please! Link to comment
Conner Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 The Simon Says Bottom: Simon says 2" forward...Simon says 1" back...3" forward..haha Simon didn't say, bo back to the beginning Link to comment
shadowgod Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 The Simon Says Bottom: Simon says 2" forward...Simon says 1" back...3" forward..haha Simon didn't say, bo back to the beginning Going with that notion... the hanky panky bottom... more for the shake it all about, not sure about that left arm nonesense. Link to comment
Conner Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 The Conductor bottom: All Aboard. Link to comment
NaperVic Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 The Conductor bottom: All Aboard. Link to comment
rknapp Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 (edited) ROFTLMFAO!! Holy crap, I needed that... with all the crap going on for me this week (court for a speeding ticket, and my differential equations final) I feel a lot better! My addition: The hard-rock lip-singer: Face scrunched in anger/pleasure/whatever, mouth hanging open in what appears to be a silent scream of ecstasy. The sailor: Oh captain, my captain! Edited July 17, 2007 by rknapp Link to comment
Conner Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 ...The sailor: Oh captain, my captain! hehehe Inspiration by Robbie... The Edgar Allen Poe bottom: `'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door - Link to comment
Caipirinha Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 The Treasure Hunter -- "Right there! Ugh, that's the spot!" Link to comment
S t e v e n. Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 The Treasure Hunter -- "Right there! Ugh, that's the spot!" HAHA! Love that one Link to comment
Conner Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Going with that notion... the hanky panky bottom... more for the shake it all about, not sure about that left arm nonesense. Uhhh...Steve, I think that should be the hokey pokey. I bet hanky panky works too, tho! Conner Link to comment
colinian Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 10) THE GLASS IS HALF EMPTIER - Is that it? Actually, that one should be Is that all there is? like the old Peggy Lee song. (hey, my folks have a vinyl LP record with this song!) Colin Link to comment
shadowgod Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Uhhh...Steve, I think that should be the hokey pokey. I bet hanky panky works too, tho! Conner I don't have a dirty mind honest.... I cleaned it this morning... Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 the Oil-field foreman: Harder, Faster, Deeper... Link to comment
BeaStKid Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 Man-Hunter --- You're the Man!!! Link to comment
PatrickOBrien Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 The instructor- "Do me! Do me! Do me!" Link to comment
Conner Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 The Forest Ranger: Put that fire out, boy! Yeah, that's it, bury it. Just my kind of game, I guess. Link to comment
PatrickOBrien Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 The Spanish Bottom- "iMuy rapido! iEsta es Muy caliente!" ...Dunno if I did that right...been years since I've taken Spanish... Link to comment
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