BeaStKid Posted July 18, 2007 Author Share Posted July 18, 2007 Scared Bottom : Oh My God That's too BIG!!! Link to comment
rknapp Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 (edited) The Spanish Bottom- "iMuy rapido! iEsta es Muy caliente!" ...Dunno if I did that right...been years since I've taken Spanish... Mine is rusty is well, but it sounds like, "Much fast! She is much hot!" Not sure if Esta is unisex, but I'm pretty sure it's 3rd person... close enough I say! I might say "Su es muy caliente!", but I got a C in Spanish 3... go figure. Edited July 18, 2007 by rknapp Link to comment
PatrickOBrien Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Mine is rusty is well, but it sounds like, "Much fast! She is much hot!" Not sure if Esta is unisex, but I'm pretty sure it's 3rd person... close enough I say! I might say "Su es muy caliente!", but I got a C in Spanish 3... go figure. hehe, yeah, I screwed it up. I just went on a translation website and found the correct way to say it. The Spanish Bottom- " Link to comment
Julian Alexander Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 "Esta" is unisexual. the proper (or so i think, oh my ancestor will be rolling if i get this wrong, hehe) way would be: " Link to comment
Conner Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Enough Spanish class, dudes! Bottoms Butcher: Leave the bone in! Health Nut: Are you sure that Link to comment
Drewbie Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 The Traffic cop: Don't stop! don't stop!at the beginning I was like but after 3 seconds I start laughing really funny Like this one hehe. Link to comment
BeaStKid Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 Confused Bottom--- Put it in (when it is a li'l bit inside) Oh My God, it hurts like hell...Take it out!! (when it is being pulled out, naturally it would hurt more) Let it remain!! Don't Move!!!! Link to comment
Conner Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dance Instructor: Once again from the top. Link to comment
rknapp Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Dissappointed: Ok go... ... ... THAT'S IT? Link to comment
Benji Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Dissappointed: Ok go... ... ... THAT'S IT? ......The fisherman..reel it in!!....reel it in!! Link to comment
Conner Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Fireman: If you find it hot, laddie, leave it wet. Link to comment
woody Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 (edited) Daft Punk bottom: Work It Harder Make It Better Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger Harder Better Faster Stronger Edited August 11, 2007 by woody Link to comment
rknapp Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 (edited) Aerobics Instructor - (one of those step thingys) And up! And down! And up! And down! .... Race Car Driver - Chief, it's a little loose in turn 6 and tight in turn nine! Let's rotate the tires and swap oil and give it a few more laps! Edited August 13, 2007 by rknapp Link to comment
Bardeara Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 ROFTLMFAO!! Holy crap, I needed that... with all the crap going on for me this week (court for a speeding ticket, and my differential equations final) I feel a lot better! I read that wrong, I thought that was ejaculation for some unknown reason. :wacko: As for my own addiction, I'm afraid I'm not very good at this, for the only one that I could think of was this. The Trekkie: resistance is futile Link to comment
Kanaye Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 (edited) Dance Instructor: Once again from the top. Or "Grind it, baby! Yeah! Grind it!" The Greedy: "More! I need more! Gimmie more!" The Horse: "Ride me!" The Glutton: *after top finishes* "Again?" The Posesive: "Mine! Yeah, its all mine!" OMG! This thread is so funny! Edited August 13, 2007 by Kanaye Link to comment
Conner Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Race Car Driver - Chief, it's a little loose in turn 6 and tight in turn nine! Let's rotate the tires and swap oil and give it a few more laps! I especially like the swap oil part! This line works great for a top as well. Good one! Conner Link to comment
Marty Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 The Traffic cop: Don't stop! don't stop! Confused Bottom--- Put it in (when it is a li'l bit inside) Oh My God, it hurts like hell...Take it out!! Or, slightly along the lines of the above two:- The Virgin Bottom:- Don't! Stop! Don't! Stop! Don't! Stop! oooooooh!! Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop! Marty Link to comment
BeaStKid Posted August 13, 2007 Author Share Posted August 13, 2007 Or, slightly along the lines of the above two:- The Virgin Bottom:- Don't! Stop! Don't! Stop! Don't! Stop! oooooooh!! Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop! Marty ROFLMAO!!! Link to comment
Conner Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Mailman: Short on postage, are we? Mailman 2: I love special delivery. Environmentalist: You had better leave it the way you found it. Link to comment
rknapp Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 I especially like the swap oil part! This line works great for a top as well. Good one! Conner It took me a while to type it because I was laughing so hard. The best part is that you can get a lot of mileage from this one (get it? mileage? ) Like: Race Car Driver part duex: Let's pull it into the garage and work on the rear! Don't forget to lube the chassis! Let's run a diagnostic probe... Allow me to demonstrate the wonders of "fuel injection" Grab the stick shift and let's get into high gear! Not to mention simple directives such as the aforementioned "Faster! Harder!" Plus: Drag Racer: Let's go heads up, balls out! (side by side and everything you got) Link to comment
BeaStKid Posted August 15, 2007 Author Share Posted August 15, 2007 It took me a while to type it because I was laughing so hard. The best part is that you can get a lot of mileage from this one (get it? mileage? ) Like: Race Car Driver part duex: Let's pull it into the garage and work on the rear! Don't forget to lube the chassis! Let's run a diagnostic probe... Allow me to demonstrate the wonders of "fuel injection" Grab the stick shift and let's get into high gear! Not to mention simple directives such as the aforementioned "Faster! Harder!" Plus: Drag Racer: Let's go heads up, balls out! (side by side and everything you got) Link to comment
Conner Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Sailor: Drop that anchor! Reader: Forget the character development, get right to the climax. Sports fan: I just knew you were a pole vaulter! Rancher: Now that Link to comment
Guest sweettart Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 (edited) The football coach: ram that tight end Edited August 21, 2007 by sweettart Link to comment
sungod Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 The proctologist: Damn! Did I leave something in there last time? sungod Link to comment
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