What would happen if your dog was name mypenis?

[movieguy47]

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?

 

- Mypenis ate my homework.

 

- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!

 

- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.

 

- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.

 

- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.

 

- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.

 

- I love giving Mypenis a bath.

 

- At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.

 

- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.

 

- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.

 

- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.

 

- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?

 

- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.

 

- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.

 

- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.

 

- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.

 

- I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.

 

- Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.

 

- If Mypenis was a weiner dog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.

 

- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.

 

- Help! I can't find Mypenis!

 

- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking forMypenis.

 

- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

 

- Sorry to be driving so fast, officer - I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.

 

- Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!

 

- Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis.

 

- When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.

 

- Stop kicking Mypenis.

 

- When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.

 

- Mypenis is truly man's best friend.

 

- Beware of Mypenis. He's carrying a disease.

 

- People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.

 

- Mypenis: the crotch-sniffer.

 

- There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis.

 

- I've trained Mypenis to jump through hoops.

 

- Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.

 

- Excuse me - I need a muzzle for Mypenis.

 

- Sorry I'm late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night...

[BillM]

LOL

[JulienGregg]

Ha!

[ethan thorn]

That is a good one.

[rainbow]

Hi movieguy

 

hehe very funny

Rainbow

[Patrickgay17]

Things to tell your friends about mypenis.

 

-It's ok you can beat mypenis I do.

 

-Rub mypenis there he likes it.

 

(on the phone)- Yes! It's mypenis he came home.

 

-Don't feed mypenis that.

 

-Mypenis dosn't like strangers.

 

-Mypenis dosen't like you.

 

-leave mypenis alone, he bites.

 

-Hit mypenis with a newspaper before he has an accident on the carpet.

 

(on the phone)- Mypenis had an accident on the carpet I have to go clean it up.

 

VERRY FUNNY HA HA HA.

[ethan thorn]

OMG!