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What would happen if your dog was name mypenis?

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Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?


- Mypenis ate my homework.


- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!


- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.


- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.


- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.


- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.


- I love giving Mypenis a bath.


- At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.


- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.


- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.


- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.


- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?


- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.


- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.


- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.


- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.


- I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.


- Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.


- If Mypenis was a weiner dog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.


- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.


- Help! I can't find Mypenis!


- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking forMypenis.


- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.


- Sorry to be driving so fast, officer - I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.


- Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!


- Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis.


- When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.


- Stop kicking Mypenis.


- When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.


- Mypenis is truly man's best friend.


- Beware of Mypenis. He's carrying a disease.


- People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.


- Mypenis: the crotch-sniffer.


- There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis.


- I've trained Mypenis to jump through hoops.


- Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.


- Excuse me - I need a muzzle for Mypenis.


- Sorry I'm late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night...

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Things to tell your friends about mypenis.


-It's ok you can beat mypenis I do.


-Rub mypenis there he likes it.


(on the phone)- Yes! It's mypenis he came home.


-Don't feed mypenis that.


-Mypenis dosn't like strangers.


-Mypenis dosen't like you.


-leave mypenis alone, he bites.


-Hit mypenis with a newspaper before he has an accident on the carpet.


(on the phone)- Mypenis had an accident on the carpet I have to go clean it up.



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