Former Member Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Came across this joke when i was trying to find some canada jokes. It's kinda a bad joke since this summer people died from Maple Leaf Listeria outbreak. Q & A's from Health Canada Q: The Stanley Cup was recently on tour in my town, and I kissed it. Do I have to worry about being infected by listeria? A: You are safe. The Stanley Cup has not been in contact with any Maple Leaf product in over 40 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Galahad Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Now football (soccer), now that's a proper sport! <puts on hard hat> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Administrator wildone Posted April 10, 2009 Author Site Administrator Share Posted April 10, 2009 Now football (soccer), now that's a proper sport! <puts on hard hat> Oh Wear your hard hat . Don't know if it'll help as we all line up to take slap shots with frozen hockey pucks at your crotch as you stand there in your football kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Frost Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Came across this joke when i was trying to find some canada jokes. It's kinda a bad joke since this summer people died from Maple Leaf Listeria outbreak. Q & A's from Health Canada Q: The Stanley Cup was recently on tour in my town, and I kissed it. Do I have to worry about being infected by listeria? A: You are safe. The Stanley Cup has not been in contact with any Maple Leaf product in over 40 years. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Arbour Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 The Blues made the Playoffs! (I'm excited about it anyway!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Frost Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 (edited) The Blues made the Playoffs! (I'm excited about it anyway!) Toronto... As expected... Will not get the Cup this year. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi GO HABS GO!!! Edited April 11, 2009 by Jack Frost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongGone Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Q: The Stanley Cup was recently on tour in my town, and I kissed it. Do I have to worry about being infected by listeria? A: You are safe. The Stanley Cup has not been in contact with any Maple Leaf product in over 40 years. That's harsh. Marry me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongGone Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 I'm a Panthers fan at heart Me too, sadly we have clutched (once again) defeat from the jaws of victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 My thanks go out to the Edmonton Oilers for dousing the Calgary Flames last night 5 - 1. This leaves my Vancouver Canucks sitting pretty good for clinching the division title. Edmonton and Calgary of course have that provincial rivalry thing going on. They do it all over again in Calgary this weekend. Yup, the Flames are going down on the Oilers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongGone Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Edmonton and Calgary of course have that provincial rivalry thing going on. They do it all over again in Calgary this weekend. Yup, the Flames are going down on the Oilers. Go Oilers!!!! Why? Because Mike Keenan is the anti-christ and therefore he must lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Administrator wildone Posted April 12, 2009 Author Site Administrator Share Posted April 12, 2009 My thanks go out to the Edmonton Oilers for dousing the Calgary Flames last night 5 - 1. This leaves my Vancouver Canucks sitting pretty good for clinching the division title. Edmonton and Calgary of course have that provincial rivalry thing going on. They do it all over again in Calgary this weekend. Yup, the Flames are going down on the Oilers. Hey, I may be boycotting the Flames this year, but seriously....Go Oilers???? Me thinks Conner is inhaling too much of the local smoke in Vancouver . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Arbour Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Because Mike Keenan is the anti-christ and therefore he must lose. You got that right. Lousy bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Frost Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 You guys are rooting for the wrong teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former Member Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Yeah i'm with Jack here. Go Habs go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Administrator wildone Posted April 13, 2009 Author Site Administrator Share Posted April 13, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Administrator wildone Posted April 14, 2009 Author Site Administrator Share Posted April 14, 2009 Okay Hockey Fans, let the quest for Lord Stanley's cup begin . What is more Canadian than hockey then a Canadian Playoff Hockey Pool? The prize is a six month premium membership to GA from moi, and there is no entry fee, so this is not considered gambling or a contest to avoid all the pesky rules and regulations. Here is some basic rules, since I'm creating it, I get to make them and reserve the right to change em as necessary: There will only be one winner, in case of a tie, an unbiased draw will be made from the people with the most posts. All guesses (notice: not the word entries), must appear in this forum by 11:59pm Mountain Standard Time on Thursday April 14, 2009. (This means all teams will already have one team done already.) I will print them off at that time and any entries that have been edited will be disallowed. This is only for fun, so I'm sure there is tons of ways that you can get around these basic rules, but in the spirit of fun, please try to play along . If the winner is already a premium member, then I will make a $45 US donation to GA on your behalf. So here is how it works: Pick the winner of First Round of Playoffs, take note of the rankings, so if you pick the eigth placed team to win the first round over the frist place team, they will then play the highest placed team that wins out of the other 3 series. So hypothetically here is how your entry should look: Frist Round East Winners: #8 Canadians, #2 Capitals, #3 Hurricanes, #5 Flyers First Round West Winners: #1 Sharks, #2 Wings, #6 Blues, #4 Blackhawks Second Round East Winners: #2 Capitals, #5 Flyers (Since #8 would play #2 and #5 would play #3) Second Round West Winners: #6 Blues, #4 Blackhawks (Since #6 would play #1 and #4 would play #2) Eastern Conference Winners: #2 Capitals Western Conference Winners: #6 Blues Stanley Cup Champions: #6 St Louis Blues You will receive 5 points for each correct guess. Why 5, cause I like 5 . So possible highest total is 75 points. Now, here is the rankings and the teams: Eastern Conference: #1 Bruins vs #8 Canadiens #2 Capitals vs #7 Rangers #3 Devils vs #6 Hurricanes #4 Penguins vs #5 Flyers Western Conference: #1 Sharks vs #8 Ducks #2 Wings vs #7 BlueJackets #3 Canucks vs #6 Blues #4 Blackhawks vs #5 Flames So start your guessing............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Administrator wildone Posted April 14, 2009 Author Site Administrator Share Posted April 14, 2009 Oh, and only one guess per member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Arbour Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 OK, Here's my guess: First Round East Winners: #1 Bruins, #2 Capitals, #3 Devils, #5 Flyers First Round West Winners: #1 Sharks, #2 Wings, #6 Blues, #4 Blackhawks Second Round East Winners: #2 Capitals, #1 Bruins Second Round West Winners: #1 Sharks, #2 Wings Eastern Conference Winners: Capitals Western Conference Winners: Sharks Stanley Cup Champions:Sharks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Frost Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You've got to be kidding me, silly man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Arbour Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You've got to be kidding me, silly man. *longs for a smiley with a snarky look flipping someone off* Alright Frost, let's see you predict the future. I don't see your picks posted here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Frost Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I thought my pick is very obvious. I'm not as deluded as you guys afterall. I'm mentally insane instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Arbour Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I thought my pick is very obvious. I'm not as deluded as you guys afterall. I'm mentally insane instead. Everyone knows that Canadians are no longer allowed to win the Stanley Cup. It's in the rules somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Frost Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Everyone knows that Canadians are no longer allowed to win the Stanley Cup. It's in the rules somewhere. Obviously you've confused that with Toronto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Arbour Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Obviously you've confused that with Toronto. You may be right. I think it said "Canadiens," not "Canadians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 The Canucks will bring the Stanley Cup HOME to Vancouver. Everything else is details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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