101 Things You Can Do with Chicken Eggs

[hh5]

Another thing to do with eggs.

 

Wait for one little brother to fall asleep, preferably shirtless and on his back. Grab one egg and carefully crack open, separating the yolk and getting rid of it. Take the white and dribble it in questionable places and smear on chest. If he does not wake, allow to dry.

 

Nearer to the belly ... you could mention you cum in your sleep!! you've been naughty

[KJames]

Some of those were hilarious...some gross (balut)--it's a western culture v. eastern culture thing--most western cultures prefer to eat anything with bones fried, roasted, baked, or deboned altogether.

 

My egg things?

 

A ) Use them (1 dz) to make my ice cream base--custard--for freezing.

B ) Use them (1 dz) to make my late mother-in-law's dessert kugel.

C ) Use them to egg cars of people that p*ss me off...the acids in the yolk will eat through the varnish and paint. (If it's a hot enough day, it'll actually fry and burn to the car)

Edited September 20, 2010 by KJames

[thephoenix]

1. Soft- boil an egg

2. Remove as little of the egg shell as possible from one end and scoop the egg out

3. Use the empty egg shell to make Jello