wiseass sayings about sex?

[chrisg02]

Saw this someplace on the internet recently. I can't make up my mind if it's funny or tragic or just a wiseass saying . . . .

 

"... also you would always be at war with your own penis ..."

 

"Are we not all at war with our own penises? My penis tells me to do some incredibly dumb, stupid, and impulsive shit all the time that is quite counterproductive to my continued standard of living. If I listened to him, I would probably be penniless on the side of the road with two nuts for company."

 

hmmm . . .

[Menace]

LOL

[Bill W]

Isn't that how life works? The big head has to decide if it would be wise or acceptable to do what the little head wants.

[Mikelaing74]

"god gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams