How To Change a Light Bulb

[miguelsanchez55]

Hey All,

This was sent to me by a good friend. It's funny and no malice is intended.

 

Take care and enjoy. :-)

Mike :sword:

 

 

CHANGING a LIGHT Bulb The CHRISTIAN Way

 

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

 

Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air.

 

Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the

spirit of darkness.

 

Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

 

Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.

 

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to

approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

 

Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and

one to talk about how much better the old bulb was.

 

Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to

do it.

 

Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against

the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found

that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem

or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service,

in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions including

incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are

equally valid paths to luminescence.

 

Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely

out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb.

Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your

choice and a covered dish.

 

Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church

lighting policy.

 

Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

 

Amish: What's a light bulb?

[Myr]

lol

[James Bond]

I've read quite a lot of 'How many to change..." jokes.

These were new to me

[BillM]

hahaha

[Flip]

LMAO!!!

[Frankenfurter]

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to

approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

OMG!!! You don't know HOW close to the truth you are with that one!!! I'm Baptist...I know!!! LOL!!! GOOD one!!!!!!!!!