I confess

[jfalkon]

Ok I confess, I did something very stupid while turing YellowStone park. We were all walking on a board walk. The guide was droning on about something. I noticed a sign that said "Stay on the path". I wondered why. There was grass growing all arround. I asked my mother why they did not want people to step on the grass. She told me it was seaweed not grass. I didn't believe her and steped off the path. The next thing I knew I was waist deep in mud. Everyone stared at me on the long walk back to the car.

 

There was also the time I looked into a bathroom that I knew was ocupied just because I knew I was not suposed to. I got a great view of a relatives harry buns. Aaaaah! :wacko:

 

That was back in the 80's. I'm a little smarter now.

[JSmith]

I am innocent until proven guilty....

 

 

And even then I will steal your evidence and pretend it never happened

[JamesSavik]

And even then I will steal your evidence and pretend it never happened

 

I always did think you were a smart kid.

[AFriendlyFace]

Okay...I confess to having a crush on a new single neighbor. He's intelligent, has a sparkling personality and pretty nifty looking. JL is gay, 33 and has custody of his five-year old daughter every other week. From what I observe around the condo pool, he's a terrific parent. HOWEVER, there is too much of an age difference for me to go into hot pursuit. I did tell him that if he added 10 years and I subtracted 20 years, he would be fair game.

LOL, but then HE'D be like 7 years older.

 

 

I confess, when I went to L.A. last Thanksgiving, one night when my folks and sisters went to a relative's house I stayed at the motel and [whispering] had phone sex with my BF. Thank God for cell phones with free long distance!

 

Colin

 

 

When I was 16 years old I took my fathers car without permission. I picked up a friend of mine and we went for a drive. My friend gave me a cigarette, while I was driving I dropped it in my lap and reached down to find it and hit a parked car, the car I hit popped out of gear and went rolling down the hill, through an intersection and straight through the wall of a motel.

 

LOL, did anyone else think poor Colin might have gotten a very unpleasant surprise?

 

Just kidding, that must have been quite awful, I'm so sorry.

 

I'll come up with one later.

 

Have a great day all,

Kevin

[Razor]

Oh my f**king god I love this thread so much. Mark... you're my hero.

 

 

 

During the last semester of my junior year, I almost did the deed with a guy in the career center of my old highschool. My only regret: not being quick enough to get it done before the bell rang.

 

 

ETA:

 

I also confess that the first time I ever played with DXM was in one of those "I'm so crazy I feel like I'm not even in my body" moments, and lemme tell you... boy am I glad I gulped the cough syrup and decided I enjoyed myself a bit too much to gulp everything else.

 

Also, this one time at band camp I peeked on a boy in the shower. He started it though, damn it. He wrestled way too much for a straight boy.

 

Oh, and when I was little me and this other kid used to play doctor, hehe. I saw him a couple years back and omfg he got huge (and not so pretty ).

 

I'll add again if anything else comes to mind... btw, Krista... I'll confess that I absolutely can't get enough of Golden Girls.

[rekop1]

Okay, I will give this a go

 

 

I confess that I once had sex in the restroom of my old highschool I was only 16. Of course I don't think I will ever have the guts to do something like that again.

 

 

 

Oh and today I totally wrecked my car for not paying attention to the road (my insurance is going to shoot up the roof :wacko: ), there goes my Malibu

 

 

Anthony

[Graeme]

I confess that I used to drive to work, hoping to have an accident along the way so I wouldn't have to go.

 

The scary part is that my wife was doing exactly the same -- wishing for an accident (we worked at the same company -- that's where we met).

 

I'm happy to say that both of us have moved to other jobs since that time.

[rknapp]

there goes my Malibu

 

 

98-03? I'd be more relieved than depressed... a friend of mine in college says it's always a good day when her 98 starts, lol.

 

 

Speaking of playing doctor... I played doctor many many times with an old old friend and his brother. Let's just say that the 'service' was impeccable

 

I often wonder if he turned out sexually as I had... and where he is in life now. My family moved to NJ when we were nine, and his family moved up north to Jupiter not long after. We lost contact inside of a couple of years after I moved. I think the last time I saw him was when his father dropped me off of the hotel my family was staying at on a vacation... I remember it only because I was bitten by mosquitoes at the baseball game we went to that night, as well as by the baseball I stole, hehe. I also remember having jelly beans on the brain, as his dad had a jelly bean at the time (we affectionately refer to Ford Taurus's as jelly beans, lol).

[AFriendlyFace]

I confess that I used to drive to work, hoping to have an accident along the way so I wouldn't have to go.

 

The scary part is that my wife was doing exactly the same -- wishing for an accident (we worked at the same company -- that's where we met).

 

I'm happy to say that both of us have moved to other jobs since that time.

WOW! That must have been some awful place to work! Glad you two left it!

 

My family moved to NJ when we were nine, and his family moved up north to Jupiter not long after.

WOW! Now that's pretty far "north"! It's no wonder you guys lost touch!

Edited May 20, 2007 by AFriendlyFace

[Graeme]

WOW! That must have been some awful place to work! Glad you two left it!

It was a small business trying to grow to being a medium-sized business. This meant that they had the workload of a medium-sized business, but not the income, and hence not the personnel. The personnel they DID have (eg. my wife and I) were overworked and stressing out constantly. We both worked in the support department at that time -- the highest stressed area. Effectively, all we did all week was receive complaints from customers. We rarely got to hear of happy customers, because they didn't contact us (they were happy, after all).

 

I got to the point of giving them an ultimatium -- find me something else to do, or I'd leave. They sent me to the UK for 12 months to help out the office there, and my wife went with me. There were a lot of complications with that, but overall it got us out of that rut and allowed us to move on.

[rekop1]

98-03? I'd be more relieved than depressed... a friend of mine in college says it's always a good day when her 98 starts, lol.

 

 

It was a 2004

Edited May 20, 2007 by rekop1

[rknapp]

WOW! Now that's pretty far "north"! It's no wonder you guys lost touch!

Jupiter, Florida... you bastard. lol j/k

 

It was a 2004

 

2004+ are ok, but I'm willing to bet that the 2008 redo will be 1000x better.

Edited May 21, 2007 by rknapp

[Krista]

I'll add again if anything else comes to mind... btw, Krista... I'll confess that I absolutely can't get enough of Golden Girls.

 

oOo.. another fan.

 

 

I confess that I feel bad going out this weekend when Jared had to work. He had an extremely rough weekend and I missed his calls because I was... recovering...

 

 

Krista

[GaryKelly]

I've never been so drunk that I woke next morning with a girl in my bed.

[Krista]

I confess that Adam Levine's (From Maroon 5) odd "bouncy dancing" is actually sexy...

 

 

 

Krista

[Julian Alexander]

Hmm......Lets see what i can "confess" to doing.

 

When i was around ten, my brother and I used to steal "lego pieces from their boxes at K-Mart. (The so called special types)

 

I broke my parents door in my old house for no reason (I lied to them about how it happened. I told them i tripped and slammed into the door)

 

When i got my first vaccine, i bit my doctor in the hand hard in order for him to feel the pain i felt. (about 5yrs old there, hehe)

 

During elementary summer school, my brother and i pulled a fire alarm. (Yes, the fire department came)

 

I am somewhat a perfectionist, yet i work in disorder.

 

Ah yes, the one most guys do. I think i "spank the monkey" too much, hehe.

 

Anyways, I think thats it for now.

 

Laters,

-Jules

[cabbagepatchwife]

I feel like doing this in a AA style confession:

 

"Hi, I'm Graeme, and I'm a parent. It has been 14 hours since I last felt like throttling one of my sons."

O heck. Is that something we have to confess to? I thought wanting to throttle them was all part of the parenting experience.

 

On top of wanting to throttle my Rossy, I confess to:

• Laughing at people who drive huge cars, but only have a 1.8 engine hahaha
  
• Doing 'launch control' in my husband's TT, even though he told me not to (I'm dead when he reads this)
  
• Feeding my family ready meals, because I can't cook
  
• Being one of those terrible people who read fantastic stories on the internet and then doesn't write and tell the author how much I enjoyed their work
  
• Owning a Nintedo University t-shirt
  
• Driving my family up the wall because I can't decide which Nintendogs to get (any advice would be greatly appreciated)
  

Edited May 22, 2007 by cabbagepatchwife

[JamesSavik]

I've never been so drunk that I woke next morning with a girl in my bed.

 

 

EEEK! How horrifying. I'll have nightmare for weeks.

[Drewbie]

Okay I confuss to thinking my friends younger brother is hot, yet he's a str8

[Adrian Michaels]

I'll confess to a few thing here:

 

1. I too, do not leave as many reviews as I should. I'm completely in love with a few stories here, yet do not tell the authors nearly enough... And then I wonder why no one reviews my stuff...

 

2. My friends tried to convice my that my sister was a lesbian. I wasn't able to tell them with certainty that she wasn't. We had the talk this weekend, and it turns out she's totally straight. I had never been so relieved in my life. It isn't that I would support her (obviously) but that I was thrilled that she wouldn't have to deal with the same things I would have to.

 

3. I've only ever kissed one boy. And he was in a relationship at the time. And I knew about it. They broke up a week later. I've been told that I wasn't the reason, but I'm still not sure.

 

4. I'm still in love with my first real crush. We're best friends and see each other all the time. He knows that I liked him, but I lied and told him I was over it. He's had flings with boys before and considers himself bisexual. I confess that even though I pretend to be over it, all he would have to do is say he liked me back, and I would be prepared to spend the rest of my life with him.

[rknapp]

Hmm there is something else I can confess to that I remembered as I was purchasing a 60 amp fuse in Radio Snatch today... I stole a package of ring terminals from the same store a few months back. I didn't even know that I had stolen it until I put my hands in my hoodie pocket and found them... oops! I actually had purchased a similar package of terminals that day, so now I have two, haha.

[Adrian Michaels]

haha. Radio Snatch... *dies*

 

Woo, think its time to go to bed...

[GaryKelly]

*Thinks really hard*

 

I honestly don't think I have anything to confess... I have only one real secret, which isn't a secret at all here... Unless I say that I really don't know what my orientation is, or say that I honestly believe that my love life ended at birth since I refuse to contact people and refuse to leave my apartment. The most I do is hang around in the vicinity of people I have a glimmer of a crush on and hope that they say something... only one of them has and that was because we were in the same class last semester and his friend (who is now the fourth roommate of the cluster of girls that my roommates and I are friends with) took him to a thirsty thursday at my apartment without knowing at all that I lived there... I think. He also looks at me differently from other people, IDK.

 

 

Well maybe I can confess something there... I'd been masturbating to a vision of him and I doing dirty things together maybe 10-20 minutes before he walked through the door. Does that count as confessing something? Hehe.

 

Dear oh dear...may I be so bold as to say that shyness is a form of egocenticity? While you insist on being worried about how approaching another person will affect YOU you're not focusing on the other person. It's like putting up a barrier. Okay, your homework is: write 1000 times "I will approach people with a smile on my face and focus my whole attention on them."

[Krista]

I confess that I just threw together a bunch of food for dinner yesterday and was lucky when it came out to be the best thing I ever ate... ever. Which it was fish and I refused to eat fish until yesterday when I just had to try it... lol.

 

Grilled Lime Salmon with Rice and Veggies or I should say... yum.

 

 

Krista

[TonyM]

4. I'm still in love with my first real crush. We're best friends and see each other all the time. He knows that I liked him, but I lied and told him I was over it. He's had flings with boys before and considers himself bisexual. I confess that even though I pretend to be over it, all he would have to do is say he liked me back, and I would be prepared to spend the rest of my life with him.

 

Ok, this reminded me of another confessions which fits right in with my previous one of finding naked pics of my ex-roommate. One of the last times I was at his house, we had just a few alcoholic beverages and I confessed to him that all he had to do was say the word and I'd do almost anything with him. His girlfriend of 4 or 5 years was right there and had just confessed she was concerned something may have been going on between the 2 of us back when we were still roommates(if only that were true!).