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Ok, I'll bite, I have no shame - I confess that one time I went a little wild in a dance club bar and found a phone number placed on the inside of my pants when I stripped to get ready for bed. 0:):*):huh:

 

 

Krista

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I feel like doing this in a AA style confession:

 

"Hi, I'm Graeme, and I'm a parent. It has been 14 hours since I last felt like throttling one of my sons."

 

I know it isn't their fault -- they come home from school and they're tired. They are only six and eight years old, after all. But they need to do their homework, which is usually just a case of reading their readers (it should take no more than ten minutes). One of the boys is struggling a little, and is just not interested in reading. He appears to forget words that he's read before, and will even forget a word that I gave him on the previous page.

 

There is no point getting hot under the collar about it, and most of the time I don't, but sometimes I get so frustrated that he doesn't appear to be learning....

 

Oh, and most of those 14 hours were spent asleep, so I'm not sure if they really count... :P

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48 hours in jail. 0:)

 

Did you drop the soap? :lmao:

 

 

I bet he dropped anything they wanted him to drop... :P

 

 

Oh, and I have absolutely nothing to confess. After all, I'm a perfectly innocent little angel 0:)

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Oh, and I have absolutely nothing to confess. After all, I'm a perfectly innocent little angel 0:)

 

Cough bullsh*t cough

 

nothing good I can confess about :P

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No I did not drop the soap and I wasn't kept with the general population. :P

 

Okay I have something else to confess, well it's not really a confession but just something really stupid I did.

 

When I go tanning I tan in my underwear, well one day I was in a hurry, after the tanning bed went off I wiped myself down with the towel, grabbed my clothes and walked out of the room into the lobby area where 4 other people were waiting for rooms. They were all staring at me with a smile on their face. I didn't even notice I was still in my underwear until I walked outside the salon into the parking lot. :wub:

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No I did not drop the soap and I wasn't kept with the general population. :P

 

Okay I have something else to confess, well it's not really a confession but just something really stupid I did.

 

When I go tanning I tan in my underwear, well one day I was in a hurry, after the tanning bed went off I wiped myself down with the towel, grabbed my clothes and walked out of the room into the lobby area where 4 other people were waiting for rooms. They were all staring at me with a smile on their face. I didn't even notice I was still in my underwear until I walked outside the salon into the parking lot. :wub:

 

 

Lol.... :lmao:

 

And that is why - no one needs to be in a hurry. :P

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I confess: I foolishly stopped taking my medication, slipped into depression and tried to kill myself, twice. But that was years ago and Im over it. Anything else? Umm...As a kid I ran into a plate glass window. Like STRAIGHT into it. But I think everyone does something like that.

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I confess, when I went to L.A. last Thanksgiving, one night when my folks and sisters went to a relative's house I stayed at the motel and [whispering] :evil:had phone sex with my BF. Thank God for cell phones with free long distance!

 

Colin :*)

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*Thinks really hard*

 

I honestly don't think I have anything to confess... I have only one real secret, which isn't a secret at all here... Unless I say that I really don't know what my orientation is, or say that I honestly believe that my love life ended at birth since I refuse to contact people and refuse to leave my apartment. The most I do is hang around in the vicinity of people I have a glimmer of a crush on and hope that they say something... only one of them has and that was because we were in the same class last semester and his friend (who is now the fourth roommate of the cluster of girls that my roommates and I are friends with) took him to a thirsty thursday at my apartment without knowing at all that I lived there... I think. He also looks at me differently from other people, IDK.

 

 

Well maybe I can confess something there... I'd been masturbating to a vision of him and I doing dirty things together maybe 10-20 minutes before he walked through the door. Does that count as confessing something? Hehe.

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If Jimmy Carter could confess to having lust in his heart, I see no reason why you can't.

 

Okay...I confess to having a crush :wub: on a new single neighbor. He's intelligent, has a sparkling personality and pretty nifty looking. JL is gay, 33 and has custody of his five-year old daughter every other week. From what I observe around the condo pool, he's a terrific parent. HOWEVER, there is too much of an age difference for me to go into hot pursuit. I did tell him that if he added 10 years and I subtracted 20 years, he would be fair game. 0:)

 

Oh, confession #2. At the supermarket a while ago, I snapped off a long stem off of broccoli - it was priced as a crown and I didn't want to pay for the extra. Now I've got to figure out where I'm going to spend that 13 cents savings.

 

Jack B)

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Okay, my turn!

 

I want to say that I'm GAY!

 

What? You already knew that. Shit. :P

 

I could have told you that I'm the real Spiderman :ph34r: and that Toby McGuire is just the fake one but none of you would believe me.

 

What can I say?

 

1. I'm REALLY, I mean REALLY, scared of lizards! You can call it a phobia.

 

2. I have watched all the episodes of the first five seasons of Charmed. Yep! (Is that really a confession?)

3. I had cut myself before (years ago) when I was depressed but now it's okay. The urges have passed.

 

4. Three years ago, in time of great distress, I tried to suicide myself one night by intaking high doage of pills. Luckily or unluckily, I managed to find only two pills. Sounds quite pathetic. Anyway, I'm well over it now!

 

Take care,

Ieshwar

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Alright i'm bored...

When i went on vacation a few weeks ago i ended up getting drunk and insulting and making friends of a whole bunch of people. Don't remember it, and thank god i will probably never see any of them but i came out with a good friend. Never again will i end up taking two unknown drinks.... :) would a probably gotten beaten up if my friend hadn't dragged my butt off.

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I confess that I've been having second thoughts on being engaged. Of course, there are a lot of people trying to tell me what to do about it. Jared and I both know that there isn't any reason to rush into marriage so we're taking a year of living with one another to find out.. lol.

 

Everything will probably be better after we see one another everyday. I've not seen him personally since Mother's Day.

 

 

Krista

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When I was 16 years old I took my fathers car without permission. I picked up a friend of mine and we went for a drive. My friend gave me a cigarette, while I was driving I dropped it in my lap and reached down to find it and hit a parked car, the car I hit popped out of gear and went rolling down the hill, through an intersection and straight through the wall of a motel. :(

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When I was 16 years old I took my fathers car without permission. I picked up a friend of mine and we went for a drive. My friend gave me a cigarette, while I was driving I dropped it in my lap and reached down to find it and hit a parked car, the car I hit popped out of gear and went rolling down the hill, through an intersection and straight through the wall of a motel. :(

 

How...stereotypical.

 

I, alas, have had a fairly mundane life and I don't have anything off the top of my head to confess.

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