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Welcome to GA for all who are new Now, if you'll take off your pants, I'll do the inspection and sort you to your respective houses

You don't need to worry. People come and go, and if they wanna go, they have a reason. Let it be and let them be. All you can do is wish them well.

When it all comes down to it...iPads are like puppies...they're babe magnets....your chances of getting laid will increase dramatically if you can whip out an iPad and look all tech savvy and sexy flicking through pages and doing business. If you're a 7, you're now an 8, if you're a 5 you're now a 6...if you're a 3...sorry, you're still a 3. Tech savvy is key though....if you sit there and keep turning the thing over and over looking like you haven't a clue what you're doing....you might as well have gotten yourself a dead puppy with rabies and flies around it. If you're a 7, you're now a 6, if you're a 5 you're now a 4, and if you're a 3....why are you still in public? go bury your effing dead dog.

I know I'm getting a little a head of myself but I wanted to get a shout cuz it's coming up soon anyways. Does anyone do brackets? Please post yours in the upcoming week(s) if you're filling one out. Gig em .. .. (wait holy shit what did I just say??!?!?!?!? bleh bleh bleh bleh )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk3mAX5xdxo How does it feeeel?

"and a big thanks to YB for being a huge moral support to everyone and for bringing sexyback" You forgot to add in that part...aside from that, great post

Welcome to my world Longhorn Network

Mark, idk, I luv ya but Paya and Westie got here first.....and I can't take more than 2 at a time ...maybe if P&W are both really really small

Q's gonna kick your ass for reminding him

Whoever said being a longhorn and a bottom has to be mutually exclusive? And...how many other Austinites do you know?

Good. Oh and before I forget in case I fall asleep...the tickets are in the bottom drawer of the night stand. One for you.....one for C.....and one f.....zzzzZZZzZzz

I haven't watched this show in years but recently picked it up again so I thought I'd start a thread and see who else is with me. Thoughts? Here are mine 1) I was kinda bummed to see Reed Grimm getting voted off tonight. He's fun and brought something different to the crowd. 2) Erika Van Pelt was amazing! Huge stir in my pants tonight by her singing "Edge of Glory". I'm glad she's staying on. 3) Eben should come back after his balls have dropped. 4) Heejun Han....Give me a bucket, I need to throw up.

Well you're free to mount on, but the same scenario still applies...since you're a power bottom anyways, it should all work out right?

Any bit of "topness" i had when I was younger is now gone. Poof. This whole 7am Monday-Friday thing isn't working....and my mom practically found me sleeping on the pavement in the driveway...twice! I'm not even guaranteed to make it back to my bed anymore, and I'm suppose to do the work during sex??? God no...I'm all good with laying there with a hot towel over my face while you do whatever you want....and don't mind me if I fall asleep. it's nothing personal.

Is this being made into a movie as we speak? When's it coming out and will there be a steamy sex scene between you and Paya? btw "worky marky" is totally a porn star name

Sometimes I think i'm bi-polar but I haven't been able to decide if I think it's legit or if I'm just coming up with excuses to justify my occasional abnormalities in behavior or mood, which really should just be me being weird...cuz I'm pretty weird. I don't creep people out though, it's sorta just an internal blehhh kinda thing. I like going to the doctors to do checkups on physical health cuz I know I'll walk out with a gold sticker everytime but I have this fear of putting myself through any kinda legitimate inspection for serious illnesses or mental insanity, cuz sometimes I have moments when I'm fully convinced I'm as dumb as a strawberry, but I don't want someone telling me "you're actually as dumb as a strawberry".

Oh boy oh boy...ok ok my name is YB I'm 22 years old, 5ft 10, 160lbs and my mom tells me that I'm an attractive lad all the time. Umm... No piercings no tattoos, I like my coffee with milk and I'm kinda broke at the moment but I'm totally loving and loyal and will fetch your slippers when you come home and I can do the sexy dance on the spot. I also have a recommendation letter from Ms Carlson down the street who can fully vouch for my character cuz I have helped her carry her groceries for the past 8 years, and from that, I got really nice arms. Umm my definition of cheating is using a calculator on a math test, I can do my rithmatic is my head ya know. My type is about 65 words-a-minute and my perfect date is June 4th. It's always sunny but not too hot yet

I like the look on your cousin's face...the one who's sitting on your shoulders who looks like he's thinking "oops, I think I just chili dogged on Mattypoo" Great picture.

I said it once to my ex and every time I think about it now I cringe cuz if you knew the kind of circumstances it was under and the full context, it's vomit inducing. If you say "I love you" to someone all the time, the words may or may not become less meaningful as you get use to it, but if you still love the person, then the feeling itself won't diminish, at least it shouldn't. So you can say you love them or you hate them all you want but at the end of the day it's still what you do for someone that matters, not what you say to 'em.

Did it involve an easy-squeeze bottle, a long rubbery tip, and about a liter of slightly hypertonic liquid solution?

Apology accepted...now those flowers really are not gonna water themselves...

You sound hot

Haha I use to do this all the time as a kid and I never realized it was inconsiderate...but then again, I don't think it was a big deal. You knock on your friends doors to hang out sometimes, nothing wrong with that. The first time I had an actual issue with showing up uninvited to someone's place was in college. A really good friend of mine had lent me a spare copy of his apartment keys (I forgot the reason) and now that I think about it, it was definitely not an open invite to show up whenever I wanted to. But somehow I had thought - oh we're so close I can just show up anytime I want - so I kept the key and literally treated his place like my own place for a week or so before his roommate (who was my friend too sorta) told him to take the key back. LOL

I got your point and well, the response remains. It still sorta applies. It's cold here sometimes too. I wear sweat pants at home Anyways it's hard to say why we do what we do and why we wear what we choose to wear, but just to keep my own life simpler and mind uncluttered with deep questions about the fundamental workings of nature, I'm not going to complain when guys keeping wearing "guy stuff" and girls keep wearing "girls stuff". No undies eh? I like you

Unfortunately, your clothes and hair can reflect so much about you, particularly attitude, that you will be either disregarded as trash or regarded as someone respectable depending on how you groom and clothes yourself. So in a way, they do make the man. Maybe it's just me, but I don't think we have a broken system. Somehow we're living in a suddenly super-liberal society where people question and complain about everything and then marry their dogs. There may not be anything to correct when people don't conform, but conforming does not imply something needs to be corrected. If everyone "dressed and appeared however they wanted from birth", we'd all be naked. We're not born to wanna wear clothes (unless you live in Antarctica). That's a socially constructed norm, so by putting on your underwear this morning, you've already played into conformity.