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And who are you?

Alternative Apple Cleanse. Careful though, these apples don't do well with water Ingredients needed Day 1 - Immediately upon waking, open iTunes on your Macbook and indulge in a full serving of your favorite podcast - Direct yourself to work navigating through Apple Maps on your iPhone. If you get lost, remember your iphone comes with a compass. - Your work should be conducted preferably on an iMac or Mac Pro, however in the absence of these two, the Mac Mini can be substituted. - Set Mail to Fetch notification at a frequency of 2-3 hours. Remember it is recommended to have multiple small updates throughout day than the traditional 3 large updates - Throughout the day, you may also use your iPad to nibble on stock prices, weather conditions, newstands news, etc, and make sure to use your Passbook for your coupon purchases. - If time permits by end of day, take few panoramas on your iPod touch of nature. it is good for the soul. These should be synced to your iCloud - Before bed, make sure to have Siri set your alarm and remind you of your next day's agenda Day 2 - Repeat day 1's activities but instead of opening iTunes in the morning, bluetooth your iPhone to your Apple Tv and stream your music on your TV's speakers. Do not physically push on button on your tv...you must use your Apple Remote - It is not uncommon to feel temptation to pick up that Galaxy Tab your significant other has on the kitchen counter. Fight through it. Day 3 - You are ready to learn Final Cut - By the end of the day, your mind and body should be cleansed of Microsoft or Android Toxins.

yeah like when jwolf was still posting that new story of his and updating his forum, you somehow managed to take everything in and around the story and write these dissertations about how what you read reminded you of your life and you'd go off on tangents talking about you and Maryland College or whatever bullshit school you went to I mean...you can do whatever you want...but just saying since you're bringing it up yourself...but the most interesting part about it isn't quite the fact that you like to voluntarily manifest your scattered autobio into whatever crevice of cyberspace you can find but that you write as if you're wine in the goblet of jesus when the content of what you provide suggests that you're really more a glass of water...just saying....

If somebody kidnaps and centipedes us, I call front

And this year's Prom King...and king.....are.... Oh and am I the only one who thinks it would be pretty awesome (and in a sort of unsolicited self-reflective way) to have something like "Insignificants" along side the Superlatives? LIke Cutest Couple and Worst Couple....Favorite girl...biggest bitch....things like that. I mean high school is about learning and discovery, and from that - possible change, so IIIIIII think it could do someone good to realize the school thinks he's the "Biggest Douchebag". laawwwlll

Read my blog https://www.gayauthors.org/forums/blog/241/entry-13557-needy-people-suck/ My advice to you if your friend is anything like me - take things easy and don't ever press the matter. You can have a billion different ways to interact with people without tying some kinda knot with them for it to be enjoyable. If you and someone are really that good for each other, the kinda exclusivity you want in "a relationship" will naturally come.

Yeah, this guy. He's pretty awesome

Happy Myr day

And 2033 is 20 years from now and by then hopefully I would have married rich a good career.

In all honesty, right now is the youngest I've felt since 15 or 16. 24s the new 15 sweetcheek.

Go to the zoo.

"you're grounded, go to your room until the next pitch drops"

I'm YB. I like raindrops on roses I like whiskers on kitten I like bright copper kettles and warm wollen mittens.

I'd love to learn about his background and childhood

Sorority Girl Email Writer 'Resigns' From Delta Gamma This is so damn funny. President of University of Maryland DG went off on her sisters in an email that leaked and went viral. She got kicked out of her sorority...this has been completely parodied and it's awesome. This is the email she wrote and sent out. I can't stop laughing If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride. For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I’ve been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you’re reading this right now and saying to yourself “But oh em gee Julia, I’ve been having so much fun with my sisters this week!”, then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don’t have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself. I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that’s not fucking possible if you’re going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That’s not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you’re mentally slow so I can make sure you don’t go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said “Yeah we’re gonna invite Zeta over”, would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn’t, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN’T be post gaming at other frats, I don’t give a FUCK if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON’T GO. YOU. DON’T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other girls to leave with you. “But Julia!”, you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, “I’ve been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn’t that count for something?” NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN’T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN’T COUNT BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I’ve not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like “durr what’s kickball?” is not fucking funny), but I’ve gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don’t give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it’s time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING MATCHUP. I will fucking *banned word* punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don’t give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU. “Ohhh Julia, I’m now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad”. Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you’re a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you: DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT’S EVENT. I’m not fucking kidding. Don’t go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I’ve mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you’re unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me “Oh nooo boo hoo I can’t talk to boys I’m too sober”, then I pity you because I don’t know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don’t fucking show up unless you’re going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight’s event, I will tell you to leave even if you’re sober. I’m not even kidding. Try me. And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don’t give a fuck. Go fuck yourself. LMAO

Thanks guys. For a Wednesday it was a great day. And you're right Method, I'm 24. But in Asian years, I'm really only 18

LOL He's so damn hot

The whole concept of superman and cinematography of the films are a bit too cheesy. It doesn't peak interest the same way Ironman does these days or Dark Knight did. At least not to me. The 2 upcoming sci fi movies my friends and I are definitely gonna go watch are Iron Man 3 and the new Star Trek.

I think if a person doesn't have the natural curiosity, not even alcohol can bring it out, but if they do, then alcohol may or may not give the potential boost given the opportune moment. I've messed around with 1 or 2 straight guys and they weren't intoxicated. They just had the natural curiosity and I extracted it during the right opportunity. But, this touches again on the whole idea of sexuality being fluid and not so black/white and how no one is 100% straight, etc etc, blah blah. I noticed that most of the sexually curious guys out there are curious strictly for the physical part of the deal, there's no emotions envolved and those guys are not curious to feel attachment to a guy, just what it's like to get off with one. A friend of mine can pose as a good example. I've known him since my freshman year in college. Smart, very liberal and open minded but definitely straight. I don't want to be too presumptuous but I know him well enough to know that if I play some cards just right, I should have no problem getting him to mess around with me. Of course, I'm not out to him and ironically I think if I am, he wouldn't be as accesible. Anyways, I know that if we are to ever do something stupid like that, it would purely be for a physical kinda thing and there will be no cuddling at the end, so to speak and there may not be seconds.

I don't think half of all Americans half realize how regressive we are When you're stuck in your stinky room long enough, you don't smell the stench but I assure you other people can and do.

"Nate, gurl, ain't nobody believed you was straight for even a second. Now get some OJ and Milk, we out."

This isn't what I thought though. We agreed but for different reasons. There is no question in my mind there are lots of supportive family and friends of LGBTs.

Of course it's a nice thought but anything can be a nice thought, that's the thing about imagination. But if I wanted to read a feel-good passage or something warming, I'll look for something on GA or day dream myself a message that is exactly to my fitting. Finding this shit on Yahoo NEWS annoyed me in a way. It teases you with a glimmer of how awesome humanity can be with no real traces of reality in it. "And that's it for Channel 8 news, we hope you believed us".

Yeah I saw this yesterday. Thought it was pretty amazing for about 2 seconds before I realized this is possibly one of the most artificial things I've ever read in my life. I'd love to believe its real, hope it is, but all things considered, especially the frequency of these "viral" gay letters popping up online, it just didn't do anything for me.