Bumblebee

hehe I was teasing too

The police officers sound heaps nice

awww is someone annoyed that I haven't read your story I'll get around to it eventually

This is my first attempt at poetry... thanks for reading :)

Closing my eyes wondering if I’ll ever open them again just a minute gotta turn some music on fumbling around trying to find the stereo tripping over something falling I don’t usually fall must be something about today shit blood what’d I land on feels like glass no it can't be I got rid of all of them they shouldn’t be here looking into your smiling still eyes huh they’ve gone blurry now the picture must have gotten wet or something I remember w

then there would be alot more gay guys in the world what if there really was something lurking in the dark?

I like cake.... but I can't eat cheesecake - it's just gross My 2 favourites are Freddo Frog Ice-cream Cake, and Black Forrest cake the only annoying thing about the ice cream cake, is that currently I can only find it at three/four Coles and an IGA It has little freddo heads in it and sprinkles, and 3 different colours you've not had ice cream cake until you've had this cake

My family has always worked with, and owned computers, but it wasn't until 2008 did my mum finally get the internet for my sister and I but when we were in like yr 3 we were allowed to go into the computer labs and play the maths games on the computers... I was the rebal who played tetris on the internet when we first got the internet, I didn't even know what to do with it... now I honestly don't know how I would get through my day without it lol

it reminded me of another cat i know

An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied,"I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said,"F... You!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, (I love this bit) "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

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I like using chat.... except I seem to regularly kill it I only really come on here because I have nothing better to do, but then when I leave for a few days I start to wonder how everyone is etc Reading isn't really high on my list of things to do on here, only really because I don't really have enough time to troll through the fourms, talk in chat and sleep in one day let alone start reading Andys, Lughs, Marias, Frostys stories (among the authors who I've said I will read their stories,..... must stop say that)

Fable of the Porcupine It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together. This way, they covered and protected themselves; but, the quills of each one wounded their closest companions even though they gave off heat to each other. After awhile, they decided to distance themselves one from the other and they began to die, alone and frozen. So they had to make a choice: either accept the quills of their companions or disappear from the Earth. Wisely, they decided to go back to being together. This way they learned to live with the little wounds that were caused by the close relationship with their companion, but the most important part of it, was the heat that came from the others. This way they were able to survive. Therefore: The best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people, but the best is when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of others and can admire the other person's good qualities. The Moral of the story! LEARN TO LOVE THE PRICKS IN YOUR LIFE.

I wouldn't be able to function normally cause of all the hot gay girls around me What if dinosaurs still roamed the earth????

If I was your girlfriend... I would probably want to cut your dick and balls off if I ever found out that you've slept with men behind her back...... so WATCH OUT!!!! and sleeping with 6 guys in a week?!?! um... borderline sluttyness If you want to become an alpha male, get some friends, stop banging any guy who's willing, break-up with your gf if you don't want to stop having sex behind her back, become confident in yourself, and learn to respect everyone around you

R.I.P

OMG you live in my city Welcome to GA

I think Jlo looks weird in this video

depends on how much I love the author I like reading completed stories only because I know that the story is done and I can read it straight through, but if I really like the story or something, then as long as the chapters are posted regularly then I can hold off sending the authors threats to finish the story (not that I ever do that )

I agree with you.... except that if I find a girl who wants to spend the rest of our lives together, then I would love to get married, except I wouldn't want it to be anyway religious

I would have to be totally out of my mind drunk/high before I grace your ears with my singing voice

dunno... I've never been attracted to guys, I could understand on some level what my friends were going on about how hot guys are, but I'm attracted to women, and only women

I love love love this song

and take away all her hair products

there would probably be more suicides and murders What if there really isn't a god?