Bumblebee

Aww Joann and Dark!!!! Thankyoooooooou!!!!

I would say yes and no. Lesbian relationships are just like straight or gay relationships, some can be more sexual then others. Just depends on the people in the relationship.

Probably doesn't apply to gay men but I still found this pretty funny.. Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them. Why? Because there's no place like home.

So you didn't invite them over?

I'm not really sure, but I agree with you that the lesbian stories are mostly aimed at men or written by men. I'd probably stay away from nifty, I've found some purely romantic lesbian stories on lit, but not many.

lol

Nope women are better looking.. I don't really know how a man is attractive though lol

I dunno about you guys, but I wouldn't wanna be that turtle

its 40mins long but its probably the funniest episode I've ever seen

Joann, I actually hate writing my feelings up on here, but I think that for anyone who cares to read what I ever have to say, will somehow start to slightly get why I might say things that seem strange. This is going to sound insensitive but I don't really care about what's going on in other people's lives.. That's just how I am and it's not something I can change. It probably wouldn't worry me all that much if I never spoke to any of you again. As much as I despise it, I'm smart enough to realise that sometimes when I feel suicidal or just having a bad day, that when I get what I'm feeling off my chest and share some bits, that the problem doesn't seem so bad. This is worse then pulling my own teeth out but I have to agree with what you've said Joann (and believe it or not, I do mean that in a nice way)

also with the veet thing above... only men

whoever it was obviously isnt worth your time wayne, sorry to hear though.

Maccas - Mcdonalds Root - sex, This is why it’s weird when Americans say “I’m rooting for you.” F**ed, wasted, para, maggoted, shit-faced, off your face - all mean so drunk you're almost comatose.

Meanwhile in Australia....

I have the athletic and coordinating skills of a drunk monkey, and I can't draw a stick figure to save my life. But I do like to try and run.

This Saturday the 29th will be a year since I lost my boy who I loved more then anything in the world, and even though he was only a horse he was the best thing that ever happened to me and I miss him so much that the I feel suffocated by the pain in my chest when I think about him. I'm not the kind of person who cries, and lately whenever I think of him I start crying. Mum took me off my meds because she thinks they made my mood worse when they aren't mood altering, and it feels like I can't control how I display my emotions lately and I hate that. For a whole year I was fine, and now that its the anniversary it's like he's died all over again. I never got to say good bye to him, and I feel like it was my fault because I should have known something was wrong with him days before, I knew that if he got sick again he wouldn't make it and I chose not to read the warning signs. I guess he's not in pain anymore, and that's really the only good thing that's come out of this.

Yea, it's got nothing to do with gender.. Just how the horse behaves

In horse world, if I say "this horse is a dude" then it means that the horse is like chill and nice and easy going.

Pissed - annoyed/angry or drunk Pissed off - angry Piss off - go away Goon - boxes wine Arvo - afternoon Bugger - shit

Thanks TRO

TJ! I wrote on your profile page but happy birthday again

It's great to hear from Comsie! He's probably one of the nicest guy that I I've talked to and his stories always draw me in and wanting more. Congrats Myr (and the rest of GA staff) on all the hard work that has gone into making Gay Authors one of the best story sites on the web, and let's hope for at least another 10 years