Bumblebee

So you didn't invite them over?

I'm not really sure, but I agree with you that the lesbian stories are mostly aimed at men or written by men. I'd probably stay away from nifty, I've found some purely romantic lesbian stories on lit, but not many.

Nope women are better looking.. I don't really know how a man is attractive though lol

Joann, I actually hate writing my feelings up on here, but I think that for anyone who cares to read what I ever have to say, will somehow start to slightly get why I might say things that seem strange. This is going to sound insensitive but I don't really care about what's going on in other people's lives.. That's just how I am and it's not something I can change. It probably wouldn't worry me all that much if I never spoke to any of you again. As much as I despise it, I'm smart enough to realise that sometimes when I feel suicidal or just having a bad day, that when I get what I'm feeling off my chest and share some bits, that the problem doesn't seem so bad. This is worse then pulling my own teeth out but I have to agree with what you've said Joann (and believe it or not, I do mean that in a nice way)

whoever it was obviously isnt worth your time wayne, sorry to hear though.

Maccas - Mcdonalds Root - sex, This is why it’s weird when Americans say “I’m rooting for you.” F**ed, wasted, para, maggoted, shit-faced, off your face - all mean so drunk you're almost comatose.

I have the athletic and coordinating skills of a drunk monkey, and I can't draw a stick figure to save my life. But I do like to try and run.

This Saturday the 29th will be a year since I lost my boy who I loved more then anything in the world, and even though he was only a horse he was the best thing that ever happened to me and I miss him so much that the I feel suffocated by the pain in my chest when I think about him. I'm not the kind of person who cries, and lately whenever I think of him I start crying. Mum took me off my meds because she thinks they made my mood worse when they aren't mood altering, and it feels like I can't control how I display my emotions lately and I hate that. For a whole year I was fine, and now that its the anniversary it's like he's died all over again. I never got to say good bye to him, and I feel like it was my fault because I should have known something was wrong with him days before, I knew that if he got sick again he wouldn't make it and I chose not to read the warning signs. I guess he's not in pain anymore, and that's really the only good thing that's come out of this.

Yea, it's got nothing to do with gender.. Just how the horse behaves

In horse world, if I say "this horse is a dude" then it means that the horse is like chill and nice and easy going.

Pissed - annoyed/angry or drunk Pissed off - angry Piss off - go away Goon - boxes wine Arvo - afternoon Bugger - shit

Thanks TRO

TJ! I wrote on your profile page but happy birthday again

It's great to hear from Comsie! He's probably one of the nicest guy that I I've talked to and his stories always draw me in and wanting more. Congrats Myr (and the rest of GA staff) on all the hard work that has gone into making Gay Authors one of the best story sites on the web, and let's hope for at least another 10 years

Wow well done Nephy!!!! I can't wait to see you on the best sellers list in the future!

I got the nickname Bee when I started high school.. simply because I was obsessed with Transformers and Bumblebee was my favourite. I get called Nae from my horsie friends

Well they make creams to tighten up the skin on your face, so it's a wonder that it's taken this long for a cream to tighten up women's vaginas, though that's mostly muscular so I'm just wondering how it works.

Western Australia's labour day is in October.

only recently I've finally been given a medication for my ADD that seems to work, and since I've started taking them I've seemed to be happy, settled with things. I'm sure its just temporary but its making me feel a little bit uneasy simply because I'm not sure how you go about being happy. I couldn't sleep last night until 3am and then had to wake up at 5.30am and normally I'm a right grump and just want to go back to sleep and end up being tired all day, but today I was annoyingly happy, extremely talkative (I was told to shut up a few times) and surprisingly, now being almost 10pm, I'm not tired at all. I've been talking to a girl recently as well... well my stumbling attempts at talking to her and shes being quite patient with me until I find the confidence to say what we both know that I have to say. Its been nice in a way because we are becoming quite good friends, she is my age, single and an out lesbian, the only issue really is that she is in America and recovering from an abusive relationship with her ex-girlfriend. I want to cuddle her and make her feel safe, shes this amazing girl and just sending her a hug over the internet just doesn't seem enough. I know that I am not falling for her, I won't let myself but I just want to be her friend and I'm afraid that me being me will say something stupid that will hurt her.

If I ever write a story that might be good enough that someone would want to steal it (doubt it but you never know lol) I shall be using this, thanks Andy!

Happy belated birthday Cia!

My latest pet peeve is people cutting in front of me when I'm driving.. When I'm doing 80kms, you don't have to pull out 10m in front of me and make me slam on my brakes on a busy road with some other idiot tailgating me AND I'm quite clearly a learner with 2 L's on the front and back of the car. its happened 6 times in the last month and people keep cutting in front of me or coming too close behind me and I just want to throw a brick at them.

I prefer to see women doctors, since I don't like being touched by men and most of the male doctors I've seen are annoying pricks that shrug my problems off as being normal women's issues and that I should just get over them (something a male doctor has actually told me). But there is one guy doctor who is gay, and really nice who I like to go see if I just need like something for a flu. Plus my normal doctor who is a girl is like really really hot, so I'm not giving her up as my normal gp unless I have to

Happy Birthday Carl

as a little kid Fantasia 2000 use to scare the hell out of me (the first Fantasia film I love), I still haven't tried to watch it again cause I'm scared that I won't sleep for a month afterwards.