Had a first time experience today. A young man and his family came in to the shop late this afternoon to try on a kilt. He was intoxicated to the point he had difficulty remaining vertical. I held him up by the belt. There was no way he was able to walk across the shop so I just stood him in front of the mirror. And then he vomited, on my arm. I was able to hustle him out of the shop before he did it again. Fortunately as I had my shirt sleeves up above my elbows none went on my clothes or him so nothing was ruined. Used a baby wipe to clean my arm then headed off to the privy to wash with soap and water. Having him bent over with his bum pressed into my crotch as he was sick was not in the least an experience I'd rather repeat. Even if it was a very nice bum ...