I know it's silly he forgot the mattress but he did buy a bedframe. Usually single guys his age seem to think just a mattress on the floor is enough as a bed.
You venture into the realm of high fantasy, something new. I like it. @Brayon is correct this has the hallmarks of an excellent roleplay adventure. I'm eager to see where your imagination takes us.
Hmmm ... you shouldn't be skipping doc appts while your shoulder is healing ... I'm in a suspious frame of mind, are you overdoing it with the shoulder as well as your back. I love you bro but I think that a less than wise choice. Does your son know?
Glad you accomplished so much. Now take a bluefish break.
Mum would tell you it's for your own good. Soon like Gary you'll be able to cut and install new flooring in your basement. But no skipping doctor's appts.