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Distribution maps used to love these in school geography classes strangely, Mr Slidewell (or was it Glidewell? 🧐 ) never showed us these distributions… World favourite gay porn searches (Pornhub - 2024) US favourite searches

yup, @Krista and @Valkyrie’s fingerprints + flipper marks are all over that so-called ‘news’ item

looks so smart, reliable and respectable

Good Luck to You, Leo Grande (2022) UK readers please note: this movie is currently free to view until Friday (17 October) on Channel4. I cannot recommend it highly enough! Irish actor Daryl McCormack plays the eponymous 'Leo Grande' (his business name as a bisexual sex worker - the gay aspect is a key plot-line in the movie). Not only is he drop dead gorgeous (and, happily, on screen most of the time) the movie is a compelling, emotional and enjoyable watch throughout despite being, essentially, a filmed two scene two actor stage play (although I doubt the explicit full nude scenes could be performed live on stage…) During filming Daryl was 28 and Emma 62 so he could have been her grandson. The very idea of sex between these characters might put people off but the acting is so natural and convincing (Emma chose not to have an ‘Intimacy Co-ordinator’), the storyline (why and how) is simple but convincing, the script is so well written and witty, and the performances by both simply outstanding, that I cannot see any mature viewer being offended in any way. Watch it if you can - and unedited! (free on C4 until Friday)

cute little fingers perfectly evolved for picking pockets 💕

they don’t deserve prison let’s hope they get an unbiased judge

Poster Boys for living the dream

that’s why they’re not looking at each other - Brad blames Steve and Steve blames Brad

UK Advertising Standards - only the best will do…

yeah but the PPM (Penguin Propaganda Machine) is likely already plotting a switcheroo>>OTTER BEWARE-NESS WEEK

Eeeek!! Bad bear for posting!

LOVE the antenna head band! - sooo cuuute!! 💕

more wise words of wisdom from our KNOWLEDGEABLE (who knew? 🧐) cute, friendly, and loveable neighbourhood otter

the Fat and Cuddly surely

Nah, it’s just a love bite 💕

Brazilian jiu-jitsu ‘Today we're talking about three things really: three submissions, and those three submissions are the head arm choke, the triangle for mount, and the rear naked choke… I want to talk about details pertaining to leading up to the submission… then I want to talk about how to do the actual submission…’ The guy being dominated then yawns

some creatures should be restrained with maximum prejudice

that’s not a very good photo/mugshot ID - could be any ‘Steve’

yeah, but no-one loves a smart@rse

what the penguin does to toddlers

and of course many of those kids got into books because their parent(s) read them to their kids at bedtime and got those kids into the habit of reading for themselves, for pleasure but fast forward 20 years or so and how many moms and dads now routinely read HP, or any other books, to their kids at bedtime, to get them into the habit of book reading for themselves, with all the games +music +video +SM stuff in their lives Habit is the key to reading for pleasure - if not acquired in childhood then it’s much more difficult to acquire later, with all the competing demands of our 24hour lifestyle culture… ☹️

mostly I search ‘(title) review’, peruse the hits, then choose a selection of known +unknowns (for books +movies) because, yes, individual reviewers will never always be aligned with our personal interests...

this is a trope still makes me larf tho

seems your kids have a disturbing role model

based on a photo of just ONE 🧐 yet another plot by the penguin🐧 to create a ‘domestic’ between Brad ‘n’ Steve and blight their bliss 💕