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  1. Just the facts: Sodium Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
  2. Congrats @kbois. Well deserved! sandrewn
  3. November 21st 2024 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Armed Forces Day (Bangladesh) Christian feast days: Amelberga of Susteren Digain Maurus of Parentium Pope Gelasius I Franciszka Siedliska Presentation of the Blessed Virgin Mary Rufus of Rome (no. 7 in list) William Byrd, John Merbecke and Thomas Tallis (Episcopal Church (USA)) November 21 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) World Television Day (United Nations observance) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Alascattalo Day Beaujolais Nouveau Day False Confession Day Great American Smokeout National Gingerbread Cookie Day National Rural Health Day National Stuffing Day Red Mitten Day Social Enterprise Day World Fisheries Day World Pancreatic Cancer Day World Philosophy Day Guinness World Records Day Marlo Thomas’s Birthday Kenzo Hart’s Birthday Kyle Khou’s Birthday Johnny Dang’s Birthday Ken Griffey Jr.’s Birthday Moose’s Birthday Risa Dressler’s Birthday Davido’s Birthday Goldie Hawn’s Birthday Colleen Ballinger’s Birthday Conor Maynard’s Birthday Carlton Morton’s Birthday Cameran Eubanks’s Birthday Brie Bella’s Birthday Marvin Cortes’s Birthday Grant Thompson’s Birthday Michael Strahan’s Birthday Hunter Hill’s Birthday Nikki Bella’s Birthday Robin Hood Gamer’s Birthday Amanda Ashlee Mertz’s Birthday Voltaire’s Birthday Stan Musial’s Birthday Björk’s Birthday Rain Phoenix Fun Observances (2) World Hello Day World Hello Day on November 21 is an unofficial holiday created to promote world peace through interpersonal communication. The unofficial holiday was created by Brian and Michael McCormack as a response to the Yom Kippur War between Israel and a coalition of Arab states led by Egypt and Syria in 1973. Say Hello The purpose of World Hello Day is simple – to encourage communication and dialogue between people of different backgrounds in order to achieve peace and understanding. Since its beginning in 1973, the day has been celebrated around the world annually with several Nobel Peace Prize winners and peace activists taking part in it. How to Celebrate? World Hello Day requires that participants greet at least 10 people. These people can be family and friends, but it is suggested that one finds strangers to greet and talk to. Did You Know… …that hello was used as a telephone greeting for the first time by Thomas Edison? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Use Less Stuff Day The Thursday before Thanksgiving day is Use Less Stuff Day. In anticipation of some of the year's biggest and busiest shopping days in the United States - Black Friday and Cyber Monday, the unofficial holiday encourages people to buy and use fewer things in order to reduce environmental waste and lower their energy use. 25% More Trash The holiday was created as a response to the huge amounts of trash created by people around the U.S. during the holiday season that begins with Thanksgiving day and ends with New Year celebrations. Some estimates show that trash production in the U.S. increases by 25% during the winter holiday season. This means that American families generate about 4 to 5 million ton of extra waste in just a matter of a month! Friday after U.S. Thanksgiving is Buy Nothing Day. How to Celebrate? Celebrating Use Less Stuff Day is easy - just reduce, reuse and recycle. Here are some more ways to make your holiday season a green holiday season: Make a conscious decision to reduce your consumption during the holidays. Instead of buying physical gifts, give them your time. Volunteer to babysit or help a friend with house improvement projects. Have a friend who likes movies or the theater? Buy them tickets to go watch a film or a play as a holiday gift. Give a donation in your friend's or family member's name to their favorite charitable organization. Hand make gifts and wrap them in re-usable or biodegradable packaging. Send electronic greeting cards instead of paper holiday cards to your family and friends. Host a garage or yard sale and get rid of all the things you have not used in the past few months. Did You Know… …that about 38,000 miles of ribbon is used and discarded around the holidays every year? This is enough ribbon to tie a bow around the Earth! *** Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!" *** It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, "No, the seat's empty." "The first man exclaims, "What?!? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?" The neighbor responds, "Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven't been together." The first man responds," I'm sorry to hear that. Wasn't there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could've taken that seat?" The neighbor responds, "No, they're all at the funeral." *** The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?" The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it." *** My collection of vintage kitchen utensils includes one whose intended purpose was always a mystery. It looks like a cross between a metal slotted spoon and a spatula, so I 
use it as both. When not in use, it 
is prominently displayed in a 
decorative ceramic utensil caddy 
in my kitchen. The mystery of the spoon/spatula was recently solved when I found one in its original packaging at 
a rummage sale. It’s a pooper-scooper. *** *** *** *** (This made me laugh, then miss Steve Irwin..) *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
  4. Just the facts: Neon Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
  5. November 20th 2024 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) 20-N (Spain) Africa Industrialization Day (international) Black Awareness Day (Brazil) Children's Day Christian feast day: Agapius Ambrose Traversari Ampelus and Caius Blessed Anacleto González Flores, José Sánchez del Río, and companions (Martyrs of Cristero War) Bernward of Hildesheim Dasius of Durostorum Edmund the Martyr Felec (or Felix) of Cornwall Gregory of Dekapolis Blessed Josaphata Hordashevska (Ukrainian Greek Catholic Church) Solutor, Octavius, and Adventor Theonestus of Vercelli November 20 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Earliest day on which the Feast of Christ the King can fall, while November 26 is the latest; celebrated on the last Sunday before Advent. (Roman Catholic Church) National Sovereignty Day ( Argentina) Day of the Mexican Revolution ( Mexico) Royal Thai Navy Day ( Thailand) Saint Verhaegen ( Brussels) Teachers' Day or Ngày nhà giáo Việt Nam ( Vietnam) Transgender Day of Remembrance (LGBT community) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) African Industrialization Day BOTOX® Cosmetic (onabotulinumtoxinA) Day Education Support Professionals Day - 1 National Educational Support Professionals Day - 2 Future Teachers of America Day Geographic Information Systems Day GIS Day International Hug a Runner Day Name Your PC Day National Lucia Day National Pay Back Your Parents Day National Peanut Butter Fudge Day Universal Children’s Day World COPD Day Michael Xavier’s Birthday Michael Reeves’s Birthday Michael Clifford’s Birthday Lilypichu’s Birthday Kaylie Leas’s Birthday Josh Turner’s Birthday Joe Walsh’s Birthday Joe Biden’s Birthday Jeremy Jordan’s Birthday Salice Rose’s Birthday Havan Flores’s Birthday Hannah Kepple’s Birthday Future’s Birthday Duane Allman’s Birthday Oliver Sykes’s Birthday Robert F. Kennedy’s Birthday Dierks Bentley’s Birthday Jaxon Bieber’s Birthday ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wed Nov 20th, 2024 - Tue Nov 26th, 2024 National Game & Puzzle Week Fun Observances National Absurdity Day Embrace the absurd and the ridiculous on November 20, National Absurdity Day. This holiday encourages people to acknowledge that absurdity is part of life. Absurdity, which refers to the illogical, unreasonable or nonsensical has been widely studied and written about. In fiction and humor, the absurd is usually used to make a nuanced point about human behavior. Lewis Carol's Alice in Wonderland is considered to be one of the most well-known works of absurdist literature. Absurdist Movement While absurdity in its many forms has been a subject of study since the time of the ancient Greeks, the absurdist movement in theater and literature came about right after the Second World War. It is thought that many writers and film makers reacted to the threat of a nuclear war by including absurdist themes in their works. The holiday is also known as Absurdity Day. How to Celebrate? This holiday is an excuse for you to be as whacky as you want to be, without having to explain yourself, so go nuts! Dress up absurdly, say absurd and nonsensical things and do silly things. Send absurd emails and messages to family and friends. Read absurdist plays and literature. Some examples of absurdist authors include Václav Havel, Harold Pinter and Samuel Beckett. Did You Know… …that the word absurd comes from the Latin word absurdum, which means out of tune or irrational? *** A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway." *** Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. *** A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?" *** No Dumb Questions (Except This One) Just before the final exam in 
my college finance class, a less-than-stellar student approached me. “Can you tell me what grade 
I would need to get on the exam 
to pass the course?” he asked. I gave him the bad news. “The exam is worth 100 points. You would need 113 points to earn a D.” “OK,” he said. “And how many points would I need to get a C?” *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
  6. Just the facts: Fluorine Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
  7. November 19th 2024 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast day: Obadiah (Eastern Catholic Church) Raphael Kalinowski Severinus, Exuperius, and Felician November 19 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Day of Discovery of Puerto Rico (Puerto Rico) Day of Missile Forces and Artillery (Russia, Belarus) Flag Day (Brazil) Garifuna Settlement Day (Belize) International Men's Day Liberation Day (Mali) Martyrs' Day (Uttar Pradesh, India) The Sovereign Prince's Day (Monaco) Women's Entrepreneurship Day World Toilet Day Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) International Journalist Day National Camp Day National Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day National Entrepreneur's Day National Have A Bad Day Day National Integration Day National Lewis Day National Play Monopoly Day Women Entrepreneurship Day National Kentucky Day National Working Daughters Day RiceGum’s Birthday Meg Ryan’s Birthday Patrick Kane’s Birthday Lauren Burnham’s Birthday Lil' Mo’s Birthday Kassandra Lee’s Birthday Larry King’s Birthday James Beavers’s Birthday Jodie Foster’s Birthday Indira Gandhi’s Birthday FaZe Rug’s Birthday Calvin Klein’s Birthday Sushmita Sen’s Birthday Tyga’s Birthday Adam Driver’s Birthday Apollo Nida’s Birthday Ted Turner Allison Janney *** Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "It tells me that someone has stolen our tent." *** Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons. *** A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!" *** Because it was my brother's birthday, our mom wanted to do something special. She called his fraternity house and said she wanted to bring a cake. The young man who took the call was very excited. "Hey, Mrs. Schaeffer," he said, "that would be great!" The next day she drove to the fraternity and rang the doorbell. The same boy answered the door. When he saw the cake, his face fell. "Oh," he said, clearly disappointed. "I thought you said 'keg.' " *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
  8. Just the facts: Oxygen Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
  9. November 18th 2024 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast day: Abhai of Hach (Syriac Orthodox Church) Alphaeus and Zacchaeus Barulas Constant Dedication of Saints Peter and Paul Elizabeth of Hungary (Church of England) Juthwara Mabyn (Roman Catholic Church and Anglicanism) The main day of the Feast of the Virgen de Chiquinquirá or Chinita's Fair (Maracaibo, Venezuela) Maudez (Mawes) Nazarius (Nazaire) Odo of Cluny Romanus of Caesarea Rose Philippine Duchesne November 18 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Day of Army and Victory (Haiti) Independence Day (Morocco), celebrates the independence of Morocco from France and Spain in 1956. National Day (Oman) Proclamation Day of the Republic of Latvia celebrates the independence of Latvia from Russia in 1918. Remembrance Day of the Sacrifice of Vukovar in 1991 (Croatia) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Apple Cider Day International Occult Day Married to a Scorpio Support Day Mickey Mouse Birthday Mickey Mouse Day Minnie Mouse Birthday National Princess Day National Vichyssoise Day Odd Socks Day Housing Day Underwater Hockey World Day International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Men Nathan Kress’s Birthday Owen Wilson’s Birthday Mike Epps’s Birthday Mike Jones’s Birthday Mabel Chee’s Birthday Megyn Kelly’s Birthday Kaylen Zahara’s Birthday Bart Kwan’s Birthday Fabolous’s Birthday James Welch’s Birthday Denny Hamlin’s Birthday Brene Brown’s Birthday BJ GROOVY’s Birthday Pedro Infante’s Birthday Zane Hijazi’s Birthday Ramona Singer’s Birthday Allyson Felix’s Birthday Kirk Hammett’s Birthday Chloë Sevigny ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mon Nov 18th, 2024 - Fri Nov 22nd, 2024 American Education Week National Education Week Geography Awareness Week Mon Nov 18th, 2024 - Sun Nov 24th, 2024 Book Week Scotland World Antibiotic Awareness Week US Antibiotic Awareness Week World AMR Awareness Week Mon Nov 18th, 2024 - Tue Nov 26th, 2024 National Hunger & Homeless Awareness Week Fun Observances Push Button Phone Day November 18 is Push Button Phone Day. The unofficial holiday commemorates the anniversary of the introduction of the push button phone by Bell Systems in the United States. First introduced to customers in some areas of Pennsylvania on November 18, 1963, push button phones were the fancy alternatives to rotary dial phones. Push button phones are phones that use buttons to dial numbers and connect to another telephone user. Today, the introduction of cell phones and touch screens have made push button phones obsolete. How to Celebrate? If you can get your hands on a push button phone, try and install it and use it to make phone calls. Learn more about the science and history behind these phones. Did You Know… …that the first words spoken over a telephone were “Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you”? They were spoken by the inventor of the telephone, Alexander Graham Bell to his assistant Thomas Watson. *** One day a duck walks in a store and asks the manager if they sell grapes. The manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes." The duck goes home and comes back the next day and asks the same question. The manager says the same thing again, "No, we do not sell grapes." The duck goes home, comes back the next day, and asks the manager if they sell grapes. This time the manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes! If you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!" The duck goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any nails. The manager says, "No, I don't have any nails." The duck says, "Okay, good. Do you sell grapes?" *** Son: "Dad, when will I be old enough so I don't have to ask mom for her permission to go out?" Dad: "Son, even I haven't grown old enough to go out without her permission!" *** A 7 year-old and a 4 year-old are in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year-old, "I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you." "Okay," replies the 4 year-old. In the kitchen, when the mother asks the 7 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he answers, "I'll have Coco Pops, bitch." *WHACK* He goes flying out of his chair, crying his eyes out. The mother looks at the 4 year-old & sternly asks, "And what do you want?" "Dunno," he replies, "But it won't be fucking Coco Pops." *** Thinking no one could hear me as I loaded a UPS tractor trailer, I began to whistle. I was really getting into it when a coworker in the next trailer poked his head in. “You know, I always used to wish I could whistle,” he said. “Now I just wish you could.” *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
  10. Just the facts: Nitrogen Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
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