Think I am going to have a sign made for over my desk.
"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
Perhaps a second one as well.
" I cannot fix what I don't know is broken. Contrary to popular belief, I cannot read minds."
I would not want to meet him on the trail! He looks like he would rather eat me than run away from the noise I make!!! Think he would consider my hiking bells a dinner bell!
Is he drinking and passing waste? If slower than normal try walking. Dogs can get something similar to colic, but fortunately their systems are not one way like a horses.
I get similar reactions when discussing boots for a childs first horse show. Children who are likely to grow are expected to wear reasonably inexpensive paddock boots (ankle tall boots usually with zippers for easy in and out) and garters (leather straps worn wrapped around below the knee and above the calf to help hold jodpurs in place).
The children typically want tall boots like the big girls wear, and I have had the "I will buy new when she outgrows them" comment many times. The light bulb typically goes on when I point out that at their age a child can need as many as three new pairs of sneakers in one summer and decent tall boots start around $300.
Yup! Lol the guy is not the sharpest tack in the box but he is good people. Turns funny colors when embarrassed, and has earned himself several rather less than flattering nicknames.
Spent many an hour in Leeds Point, but never saw the little bugger myself.
I was just thinking I could carry that in the bed of my F350 as a spare! lol
So what do you do with the other half a person??? Put it in the boot? Or just give it the boot?
My daughter tells me she wants to have a tee shirt for me and a magnet for my red truck made. A rearing horse wearing a turn out helmet with the initials BRFD across. That would be Bella Rosa ( the name of our barn) Fire Department.
Pythons are not native to Florida. Escapees from a breeding facility that was taken out by Hurricane Andrew have taken over the glades. Big bounties on them now.