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Absolutely Hilarious you two, and I'm not even drunk like Graeme . Maybe both of you could consider co writing a short story or something, but give me a bit of forewarning, may need a bottle near by . The other Steve

Happy Birthday Emoe!!! Hope you have a great day and many more to come. Steve

Yummy I know some Americans cringe when us Canadians put gravy on our fries, but add in the cheese curds and you have a great snack, meal, or side dish. Especially if you let the gravy and fries melt the cheese a bit.

Interesting, I just finished eating a poutine when I logged on and saw your post . If anyone has never had one, you are missing a amazing french canadian delight!! Maybe we can serve up some at the coronation party too ! So, do you think Joe will suprise us all by posting at 12 midnight on the 18th based on US CST? If so, only 3 hours and 5 minutes to go. Have a great weekend everyone. Steve

Hope you find something quite eloquent for CJ's coronation. In case you don't, maybe we can enlist Kevin (A Friendly Face) as I do believe that he is a prolific shopper . Kevin, if you happen to need a little extra money, use my credit card and expiry date. Now no peaking except for Kevin. Steve

Welcom to GA Lilytree I'm glad to see that your first post is to recognize that CJ is :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: Make sure you stay tuned for the final annoucements of the where and when of CJ's coronation. If you can not attend, we will be hopefully having a live webcam feed . As far as the crazy part goes..... ! But we all love what CJ pounds out with two cloven hooves for our enjoyment . Feel free to post often. Steve

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I'm double posting :wacko: . Just wondering if CJ will be quarantined for two weeks when he gets back to the US. Don't all animals have to be locked away for a specific period of time? Hopefully there is a wireless router in the detention centre Steve

Well we're at post 325 with eight days to go until the goat is home. At first I thought 100 posts would be cool with no comment from CJ, then I thought "wow" we might hit 200. Even though we only have one post from him, I feel the 400 mark is attainable. There, I just babbled about absolutely nothing. Hopefully it helps us get to the magical 400 . Steve Hey, did anyone notice that some of the emoticons were missing yesterday and their back today? Wonder if CJ had anything to do with that too .

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Now we can't blame Joe. But lets just say I'll be disappointed if there isn't another cliffhanger in the posting of chapter 15 . Steve

I know that we can see who is the top poster for each day (psst. Benji, your winning today ). Too bad we can't find out who has the record for the most posts in one single day. I imagine that CJ will easily surpass any totals his first full day back at home with uninterrupted internet access. Everyone should submit a guess on how many posts CJ can get in on one day. Don't know what we'll give for a prize to the winner of the correct number of posts. Hmm, maybe give that person the honour to stand right beside CJ and see his expression as BeaStKid "crowns him from behind" . I'll start things, and go with 48. Steve

It's like the whole wide world is coming onboard to recognize that CJ is :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: Yahooooo! Steve

I do believe he popped in briefly and mentioned something about "Ack", "Queen", and "conspiracy", but I didn't really get a feel for how he was really feeling . Hopefully he got Shadowgod's PM about googling "queen of the evilest cliffhangers" and had the opportunity to search it out. Oh well, less than two weeks till he gets back . So should we push for 400 post? Steve

Dang!! Still nothing coming up in MSN live search . Well, I guess we should be thankful for Google now listing CJ in the number 1 and 2 spot. Steve

Hmmmm, I think I'm leaning to BeaStKid. Check out posts 277. 278, and 279 here: Since CJ's Away Steve

Hey, here is some interesting facts about CJ's forum: The most posts in any forum for CJ was in "For The Love" with 63 pages of replies. There was a total of 1554 posts in that forum. CJ was the most to post in FTL with 408 being done by himself. That means that CJ had a total of 26.3% of the total posts. Wow The second most post happens to be here right now. So far there has been 267 posts over 11 pages. And the most remarkable thing is that CJ's number of posts in it is 1 . This means that in one of his own threads in his own forum, CJ is only maintaining a 0.0037453 % posting rate. Not even 1%. Who would have ever thought? Steve

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Whew !! Well, that wasn't so bad, was it everybody (thank you internet gods for the sparodic connection). I'm sure that now that CJ knows he has become :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: he will come to accept the title with pride, honour and gatitude. I believe he is now in a bit of shock, and doesn't have the time or words to express his sincere thanks . Steve Oh, and I too will bow to the Queen

Well it looks like I got the answer to my question. In typical CJ manner as :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: CJ forewarned us that there would be cliffhangers throughout the forum, little did we expect in the announcements section. One more reason for him to have a long reign. Steve

So I decided to pull up CJ's profile, since there is a little box on the left hand side which tells us when he was last here, and guess what.... somehow he disabled it. I am beginning to wonder if CJ maybe didn't have a trip and is actually monitoring everyones posts daily . What better way to try and convince us that he is truly a shy lurker than to really not be seen. Well lets see how many posts we can actually get in before he does reveal himself to us (figuratively speaking that is). Steve

That actually might be a good thing So, I have run out of goat jokes, so I guess I will just post in order to keep the posting stats up there. Steve

This is a very disturbing image that came to mind right away. Be Warned!!! I see a mountain meadow with majestic mountains in the back ground and then music starting and Julie Andrews starting out singing "The hills are alive with the sound of music" Next hearing a loud and then CJ bounding into the scene and butting poor Julie in the toosh and knocking her out of the scene. Disturbing eh? Steve

I'm confused on this one, can anyone give me some hints on why I should vote for someone? Steve ( lurking in the background)

Okay guys and gals, found a really good joke that may actually explain CJ's origin too!!! Enjoy this one, as it is to celebrate the release of Chapter 14 A English missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!! One day, the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives birth to a white child. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary. 'You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man that has ever set foot in our village. It doesn't take a genius to work out what has been going on!' The missionary replies: 'No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence - some things just can't be explained. Look to thy yonder field. See a field of white goats, and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on occasion.' The chief pauses for a moment then says, 'Tell you what, you don't say anything about the black goat, I won't say anything about the white child.' Steve