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So I decided to pull up CJ's profile, since there is a little box on the left hand side which tells us when he was last here, and guess what.... somehow he disabled it. I am beginning to wonder if CJ maybe didn't have a trip and is actually monitoring everyones posts daily . What better way to try and convince us that he is truly a shy lurker than to really not be seen. Well lets see how many posts we can actually get in before he does reveal himself to us (figuratively speaking that is). Steve

That actually might be a good thing So, I have run out of goat jokes, so I guess I will just post in order to keep the posting stats up there. Steve

This is a very disturbing image that came to mind right away. Be Warned!!! I see a mountain meadow with majestic mountains in the back ground and then music starting and Julie Andrews starting out singing "The hills are alive with the sound of music" Next hearing a loud and then CJ bounding into the scene and butting poor Julie in the toosh and knocking her out of the scene. Disturbing eh? Steve

I'm confused on this one, can anyone give me some hints on why I should vote for someone? Steve ( lurking in the background)

Okay guys and gals, found a really good joke that may actually explain CJ's origin too!!! Enjoy this one, as it is to celebrate the release of Chapter 14 A English missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!! One day, the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives birth to a white child. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary. 'You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man that has ever set foot in our village. It doesn't take a genius to work out what has been going on!' The missionary replies: 'No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence - some things just can't be explained. Look to thy yonder field. See a field of white goats, and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on occasion.' The chief pauses for a moment then says, 'Tell you what, you don't say anything about the black goat, I won't say anything about the white child.' Steve

So if there was any doubt about CJ being :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: just look at this thread : Chapter 14 Annoucement How could anyone make a cliffhanger out of posting??? I'm sure CJ had something to do with it no matter how much Joe may claim some responsibilty . BTW, this thread now seems to come up at the top two choices when using Google, Yahoo, and Dogpile. Disappointing on MSN.com Live Search it doesn't seem to come up. We still seem to have our work cut out for us :pickaxe: . Steve

Loved the chapter, the only down side was it made me realize how much I miss CJ's writing. Along the lines of what Benji was talking about, I know CJ mentioned in the past the two plot lines were not running in complete sync. I was wondering about Jerry and his big mystery date, and then I remembered The Scar and Dimitri sharing a kiss by the fountain. Could it be that Jerry is about to go on a date with The Scar? I feel that Jerry is being honest and forthright with the guys, but I can see him falling for the false pretenses of his "first" date. As far as Chase and Brandon not being able to hook up, let's just say it was expected . I will be surprised to see how many chapters until the night before Chase's eighteenth birhday in the spectacular suite. I imagine a bomb scare or a threat on Brandon might be in order to delay their night of bliss. Am I being too pessimistic here? I too was wondering about the meeting with Zeke, and was happy with the way it seemed to turn out. I would imagine that the other two members of Shadow will be all over Zeke about what he needed to talk to Brandon about. Hopefully he holds up his end of the bargain. Another thing that kinda bugged me was about the corrupted tracks. Why out of all the tracks each member laid down, did only Brandon and Chase's get destroyed. I'm thinking Lump. He has a score to settle with the both of them for being gay, and I wouldn't put it past him. I can't remember if Gabe was around still when the tracks were made, and could he have possibly aided and abetted Lump in trying to disrupt the band before the Phoenix concert. Well I've speculated and rambled on enough. So I guess I'll patiently wait for the next chapter to be released and have to continue posting in a couple of other forums before they are neglected . Steve

Um, Graeme. I'm a bit more worried about the words that CJ is going to have with you and me ! Steve

Crown him from behind????

My sincerest condolences to those of you that knew or interacted with Codey. Also to his grandfather, and Tim. Sadly, it appears like the world lost a great one. Let's hope his spirit continues on in others. Steve

So was just on a two day road trip, and noticed that I was coming upon a town in rural Alberta called Coronation. I was going to stop and take some pictures, but forgot my camera. So I thought I would use the towns web page Coronation, AB . So, could this be an altenate place for CJ's coronation of being :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: Steve

So woke up this morning, and mysteriously a hour disappeared from our clocks here too . Whatever phenomenon hit Australia last week, must be sweeping across North America now. As far as the weather , woke up to 5 cm of snow covering everything this morning. Had to drive 450 km through a constant snow storm to get home. But made it safe and in good condition. I always hate the first snowfall of the year. Everybody either drives like complete idiots or way too overly cautious for my liking. Anyways, have a good day everyone . Steve

HEY! How can you do that? One sentance you state you don't like the words like King or Queen, and then declare yourself the King of Switzerland. Steve

Friday Joke..... Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat? There always butting in And if you don't believe me, look at CJ's post/lurker count Steve

As CJ would say: Ack!!! 3 people have decided to go in a different direction. Although they have the right to choose, I am curious whom they believe to be :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: Steve P.S. Bondwriter, do you think you could hook up with your European contacts and see if CJ has been starting up a contingent over there?

Welcome rbenn5, I too have only been posting since the beginning of October Steve

Well, what should we talk about. How bout this: Who posted in: Since CJ is away.... Poster Posts Graeme 30 Ieshwar 21 wildone 17 TalonRider 14 Bondwriter 13 BeaStKid 11 Benji 9 EMoe57 8 Lugh 7 frenchcanadian 5 MikeL 3 NickolasJames8 3 Rabble_Rouser 2 JSmith 2 Bob D. 2 Dalmania 2 Dalmatia 2 Thirdeye 1 Jack Scribe 1 Krista 1 lashrac 1 jkeeling 1 Spuggy 1 I would like to point out that we even have a few newbies who have posted. Well, I guess there really is absolutely, unequivocally, nothing more that can be commented on analyzed or opined about these stats. Is there? Steve

Yikes I may have missed a day or two of jokes, thus letting the post count fall by a smidgen or two. So here is some quick ones to make up for the absence of jokes. Feel free to groan out loud at these: What do you call an unemployed goat? What do you call a goat swimming in the ocean? What do you call the best "butter" on the farm? Well, I'm running low on goat jokes, so I'll continue to search out, and see what I can find. Have a great day Steve PS: To see the hidden text, hold down the left mouse and drag over the text

Well, after my recent search at Google.com, it seems that CJ is now coming up as the #1 person whenever you type in anything about "Queen of the evilest cliffhangers". So, knave, knights, jokers, jesters, and everyone else in the the court of CJ, lets pause for a short bow. Now, on with the coronation :sword: :king:

So, I was wondering what location to have the coronation of CJ as the :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: and since most people in Canada, Australia, and America still associate Royalty with Great Britain (hopefully I don't offend other monarchies or royalty that may be reading ), I was wondering if we should have a British theme to the ceremony. Then, I was thinking, we probably won't catch CJ while he is in Europe, so having the ceremony in the home of the Commonwealth maybe be impossible. So, where could we go that is close to CJ's home. Since we don't really know where he lives other than in Arizona, I was thinking Lake Havasu Arizona. I imagine that the people would love to have a coronation upon London Bridge. Anyways, keep the ideas coming. Steve

Celebrating that today at work I found out that I have another paid week of holidays to use up this year . Here I thought I only had one week left, and surprise!!!! Can't wait to take some time off. Steve

I'm not sure if CJ would participate, or even post. I would imagine he is speechless with gratitude for everyone helping him out to be known as :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: Steve

Sounds like Canada. We have six time zones. All basically an hour apart except for Newfoundland, which is always a half hour different than everyone else. Crazy Newfies Hey, I thought size didn't really matter Steve

So since it seems that we are going to have an unanimous vote for CJ being :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: It is about time to move onto planning his coronation when he returns. Do we want a ceremony to rival Chuck and Di's wedding, or a smaller intimate ceremony? You decide. Also, please give your suggestions and ideas on what other events to plan. As far as food choices, please omit any goat recipes, as it may be considered just a bit too tacky. Oh, and please make sure to include in your post somewhere, something about CJ being :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: I think he will be greatly touched by the reference to his new formal title. Thanks Steve

My God!!! It's only 5:30 in the morning....go back to bed