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  1. Valkyrie
    No, that was screaming in horror and making someone else go up to the loft to toss the hay down. After they disposed of the ex-pigeon
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    At my old place, I came home from work once to find a dead sparrow near my door. I had to get my neighbor's son to get rid of it for me so I could get inside. He didn't bat an eye... walked right up to it. Picked it up IN HIS BARE HANDS and tossed it into the garbage can. Imagine the spider dance, only times 1000.
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    Yeah, barn cats like to leave lots of presents. I'll never forget the dead pigeon in the hay chute incident... *shudder*
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    Well how dare you get rid of such a precious gift! And OMG you picked it up??? *faints*
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    I'm trying to think of a witty comment about ribs being better, but I can't come up with anything without double entendres.
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    OMG if my cats brought me presents, I'd probably die of a heart attack. Thankfully their only gifts to me are piles of puke.
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    But what about sexy butcher? Or is there a sexier butcher
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    Sweet dreams
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    I was in the car, so no. Just an "OMG" gasp. It's at the curb, right near where I pull into my driveway. So I avert my eyes and hope I don't end up on the neighbor's lawn.
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    Haha true.
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    Aren't moms the best? Mine is coming over later to set my garbage and recycling totes out to the curb for me because there's a dead squirrel at the end of the drive and I refuse to go anywhere near it. It's been there for a few days and the town hasn't picked it up yet. If they don't pick it up tomorrow, I'll call the town and ask them to send the dead animal cleanup crew. And before you all ask me why I won't go anywhere near a dead squirrel... I have a phobia of dead things. I'm not joking. I'm terrified to go anywhere near the poor thing.
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    Artificial lemon 'flavor'.
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    I'll trade you
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    For the non-Americans, 7-11 is a chain of convenience stores. They're famous for their flavored ices called "Slurpees". They give away free Slurpees on 7-11 every year.
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    Hands off the herd! 😛
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    @Timothy M. I saw this on the news and immediately thought you'd appreciate it. On 7/11 this year, a baby boy was born at 7:11 pm weighing 7 pounds, 11 ounces. I said they should name him "Slurpee", but apparently the parents didn't agree.
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    Bad froggie!
  23. Valkyrie
    Sounds interesting. I don't think I've read any of Mellicat's stories. I'll have to give this one a read.
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    Sounds perfect to me It's supposed to reach the low 80s here and be nice and sunny. Tomorrow, mid-80s, then Wed/Thurs we get the remains of the storm that hit the gulf coast. Now, to finish my coffee and do paperwork. Fun.
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    Awesome I got distracted, so will watch it after I pick up my linner I just ordered
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