The Fly was practicing yesterday to get ready for today.
In celebration of Bastille Day, the Fly will be serving us Mac & Cheese today. The Grand Mariner says to put away the Tape Measure and go Nude today.
And back to me.
Raise a mug of milk in cheers for Cow Appreciation Day. For Simplicity Day, you will receive a Pecan Pie wrapped carefully in a Paper Bag. Don't forget to eat your J*E*L*L*O today. How many Different Colored Eyes did you see yesterday?
{Insert daily mantra here.}
In honor of American Pet Photo Day, we'll be having Blueberry Muffins all day. Cheer Up The Lonely today by taking them out for National 7-Eleven Day where they can get some Rainer Cherries and a free Slurpee. At the end of the day, we'll settle down with some Mojitos.
And back to the mighty, morphin, majestic Raptor once again so early in the morning.
On July 10th of each year, National Clerihew Day in the United States celebrates a poem style created by Edmund Clerihew Bentley. His four-line biographical poem offers a brief, though whimsical, approach to poetry.
Sir Humphry Davy
Abominated gravy.
He lived in the odium
Of having discovered sodium
Keep the Kitten away from the pitcher of Pina Colada.