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  1. Drew Espinosa
    <nukes Rhode Island>
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    Stop bullying me! 😠
  6. Drew Espinosa
    Don't manipulate what I said, Sexy!
  7. Drew Espinosa
    You're clearly in denial.
  8. Drew Espinosa
    I don't have to pull any BS when the truth is on my side!
  9. Drew Espinosa
    I did not get old!
  10. Drew Espinosa
    <nukes Niue Island, New Zealand>
  11. Drew Espinosa
    What do you expect from an Aussie?
  12. Drew Espinosa
    Providing constructive feedback is not denial.
  13. Drew Espinosa
    Your sentence is ambiguous enough that it could be read as me being on shore and you being on the cruise deck.
  14. Drew Espinosa
    And no, @spike382, this wasn't being in denial.
  15. Drew Espinosa
    I didn't say I wouldn't have a birthday this year. I was ignoring the fact I would have one this year. Important difference!
  16. Drew Espinosa
    My eldest sister just called me an old man! 😭😭😭
  17. Drew Espinosa
    Thanks Sexy! Excuse me, but I'm still the youngest here! Thanks sis! Thanks Gorgeous! Thanks Pagey! And candles are overrated anyway. Thanks Nong! And if you want to extend Mark's stay in my herd another thirty turns around the sun, I'd gladly accept! Too late! I'm imposing an 80% tariff on all frogs! But, you did give me a good idea... @clochette @Page Scrawler congratulations, you are both now in your forties! I refuse to share the same decade with you, because I believe in Drew Exceptionalism. Anyways, Thanks Nicky!
  18. Drew Espinosa
    Can I escape back to my twenties?
  19. Drew Espinosa
    The time of my birth was 6:00 a.m. so I'm technically still 29.
  20. Drew Espinosa
    You were the first one to ever bring up the youth of Botswana, therefore whatever happened to them was your fault!
  21. Drew Espinosa
    <nukes every auto manufacturer in Michigan> Good luck surviving the recession!
  22. Drew Espinosa
    Weird of you to ask that when this is what you said last week. Ooh, sorry, but my age will be redacted from tomorrow onwards. You don't need to know, since you're not invited.
  23. Drew Espinosa
    Spikey is responsible for those crimes, actually.
  24. Drew Espinosa
    Announcement: I will reject any and all birthday wishes that occur before 12:00 a.m. (CDT) on April 8, 2025. @clochette @Bucket1, this means you two will have to wait until at least 7:00 a.m. (GMT +2) and 1:00 p.m. (GMT +8) respectively before I'll accept any birthday wishes from you both.
  25. Drew Espinosa
    I can't take responsibility for your actions, actually.
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