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Jack Frost

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  1. Yes. Canadian health ministers are telling us "DO NOT WORRY, EH!" It's not sure it has spread to New Zealand and Israel. It's only "possible" cases. Other countries with possible cases: Colombia, Spain, the United Kingdom, France, Brazil, Argentina, and Australia.
  2. My secret? I'm naturally skinny. I can't lose or gain weight if I wanted to. My body is pretty much set on 130-135 lbs range for the past few years now. I could pig out a whole pie of pizza one evening and lose that few pounds in a few days without any effort. I walk a lot. I live in a city... it's a must. I don't have a car. Couple nights ago I drank 7-8 bottles of beer, two bowls of pasta with cremy tuna sauce (friend made it for us), and two tuna sandwiches. All of that in a couple hours. Then I went to my scale, I only gained a single pound.
  3. Benji, relax a little more that you live in the 21st century. Treatments for complications from the flu have gotten much better than a hundred years ago. Vaccines, anti-viral drugs, etc. Hospitals have supplies to treat common complications that aren't unique to the flu. Etc. We're much less likely to die from the flu than our great-grandparents. No one has died in the USA yet despite 20 cases. That is why it's hard to understand why is it like that when Mexicans are dying.
  4. No... Most likely it would be most effective to shut down the borders as there are no flu cases in Canada... yet. The flu hits young healthy adults, eerie reminder of 1918 Spanish flu. Too early to tell. It's not understandable why the Mexician varity is deader than the American one, which is mild.
  5. Actually, the 1918 Spanish flu killed those who were the strongest and children and old were better off. That sort of flu used to provike a very healty immune system to go into overload and flooding the lungs with liquid. So far they haven't indicated that this new bug would do that. Just wash hands. Don't touch common things in public (like holding bars in subway, stairways, etc). If you get sick, don't go out. It takes months to develop one for each new flu virus. Mainly due to the time to produce them massively. It just cannot be done in a day.
  6. If it's of any consolation, it's always better than the Leafs. Like at my friend's roommate at a party last night. His room had "NO LEAFS HERE". I was so overtaken by emotions of pride. He walked around in his undies. I couldn't stop lusting at a professed Hab fan... and his chest. -.- GO HABS GO!!! I'm a born-again hockey fundie. As I said... it's a religion. No one shall question it. Period. Full stop.
  7. Wtf haven't I been so clear throughout this bloody topic. Overwelming signs that I'm a Habs fan. 1) I live in Montreal. That should be it! Boston must die a violently happy death.
  8. I don't wanna hear about it, you pricks. Boston must be nuked.
  9. While some libraries are anxious banning gay-themed books, they probably don't mind letting those books as part of their collection.
  10. To be frank, I didn't have that sort of fear that it would've happened at my own school. Instead, I find it a huge annoyance to see my high school forbidding backpacks, restricting all entrances to one little door only every morning between 8:10am until 8:30am (the school had 1000 students). The occasional drug sweep that kept us locked in classroom for two-three hours for no good reason during our own f**king lunch periods. Development of zero-tolerance policies that turned out to be counterproductive and self-defeating. Daily cop hall montioring offered by the city. Installation of security cameras. Fake bomb threats. So yeah, pre-Columbine is much better than the jerk-off measures that many schools still hold today that I considered no more than mere inconvidences. Thank god I graduated from that high school. My sister had much more freedom than I had during her high school days. My university had its share of school shooting in 1992. Actually, since 1989, Montreal had four school shooting that each damn well shocked the whole country.
  11. Because Mark is unbiased, unlike me. Hockey is never a matter of being logical... It's a religion... a defended belief that we find holy and undisputable. So I am member of the Habs sect in this whole hockey religion shebang. NO ONE SHALL QUESTION MY BELIEFS!!!
  12. Obviously you've confused that with Toronto.
  13. I thought my pick is very obvious. I'm not as deluded as you guys afterall. I'm mentally insane instead.
  14. You've got to be kidding me, silly man.
  15. It has a spatter of Canadian niceness though. But it's obvious you haven't met us when we're behind the wheels. I heard stories about people keeping a bat in the trunk of the car. Ohhh nasty.
  16. You guys are rooting for the wrong teams.
  17. I live in Quebec. Need I say more? We've been causing major violent headaches to the rest of the country since 1759 and we're so damn proud of it! We cannot f**king stand those ladies. We're very much happy having exported their sorry ass to the USA. Don't be a silly. Hoodies are what I wear when it's 32F. I wore flip-flops to go to the corner mini-market to get some cigarettes when it was 10F. Hell, I even shovelled snow off my sidewalk wearing flipflops. And just to take it further, I even smoked outside on the balcony shirtless when it's 0F. Quite a nip, but it felt so good to the skin once every while. You can say we Canadians are so made for winter... One Australian student described it so well: "Winter in Canada is mean, but in Montreal it's a bitch." Oh you bet I can! One of the best parts of being Canadian that we apologize way way too much. Like for example, if someone steps on my toes... I say "sorry!" to him, then he says "sorry!" back, and then I say "sorry!" for making him apologize. So yeah... it's vicious... EH!!!
  18. I worked (very temporarily) for a nightclub in downtown Montreal and we all throw away glass bottles and cans in the trash as if there were no care in the world. Actually, seeing recycling bins for restos and bars are quite unheard of here in Montreal. Every Montreal home has a green recycling bin and the city comes up once or twice per week to collect for free. I always recycle paper, cardboard, plastic, glass, and cans. They look like this... We do have "Consign
  19. Since when they never have done that?
  20. As for me... I'm waiting for a cheque of $435. Come to daddy... I need that money!
  21. Toronto... As expected... Will not get the Cup this year. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi GO HABS GO!!!
  22. Do you think an online translator would translate a typical Swedish slang "b
  23. Jag
  24. I'm in a schoo library and I'm trying to supress a major giggling fit in the middle of students studying for an exam. hihihihihihi
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