spike382
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Umm are you looking in a mirror right now, babe? 👀
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Little bro, why do you always gotta be such a bully to me.
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That's an unlawful decree, I"m going to go ahead and ignore it in my pursuit of justice.
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I'm the victim, not the media. I did not consent. And I said "Penguins" a bunch of times.
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Nicky... stop perving out!!! That's what we call the "TRU-UU-THH" Nope, now I'm suing for wrongful arrest and kidnapping.
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I didn’t even do anything!!! … No joke, I hope I didn’t scare him off somehow. Maybe he’s been having really bad migraines.
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There’s evidence, you just dismiss it as fabricated.
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Yeah and a podcast investigator could crack either of their secret identities in about 8 seconds. Rocket powered cars, futuristic gadgets, power armor that shoots lasers. These things cost MONEY. Who else (aside from a government) is going to fund this crap? The eccentric billionaire orphan is the only other option.
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Isn't that the point of a secret identity?
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I’m just a regular dude, nothing exciting.
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Why, whatever do you mean, sir?
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I’m not a politician, sis.
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Well when any politician uses the words “common sense” it usually means the most insanely idiotic bullshit you’ve ever heard. I said what I said.
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Hmmm and who decides that?
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I’m not into tying people up… I'm not @clochette
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Why would I be Wonder Woman?
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I’m pretty sure we’re both variants of the Joker… … … but I’m totally Batman.
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Sorry sweetie, sometimes I’m a little tired at night and can’t always keep up with your… Ministry approved quotes.
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I'm so surprised, I totally did not see that you were going to do that...
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Your face is false.
