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    Umm... what the hell are you on about, sis?
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    My trip to jail was like my trip to Mordor: all in Nicky's head.
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    Nicky, I cannot argue with both you and N'Drew at once. Especially when you're going into business with the likes of him. Your emitting so much Drewth today, I can barely keep up with your goal post shifting. If you want me to give you an official honorific I will.
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    Call us when you get back from Egypt. You invited both Pagey and me, I'm the one that took up your offer.
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    Sorry babe, I know you're turning 30 very soon, but you're still 13 years younger than me.
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    You can't even accept that you're my junior so... nope.
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    At least you're being truthful for the first time in years. Get yourself a cookie, Nong.
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    Your Texas Supreme Court, they'd rule in Nicky's favor just to spite me.
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    This was denied when your witness threw up on one of the lawyers, and a mistrial was declared when he tried to murder the judge for wearing his wedding ring.
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    You're mean, why did my response to Gary about Drew's typical behavior somehow make you mad?
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    Gollum is the most unreliable anything ever. His testimony could be broken pretty easily. Which Lung? Dugh is my Lung, Khun. You go find your own uncle.
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    What do you think happens to dudes when they're just kicking back and relaxing?
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    Not when I'm wearing sweats, or in this case pajama pants, but in the summer when I wear shorts? Yes.
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    Yeah but he's arguing that he didn't say something he literally just said, there's a difference.
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    Nicky provided no evidence of the story he made up. What the fuck is happening here?
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    But then we'd have to get a heroic quest to slay you.
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    You sound like HP Lovecraft here, with all your archaisms.
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    You shouldn't. Look what happened to Charlotte...
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