spike382
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I would have given you some lion repellent, but I figured you must get that in your stocking every year.
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You're such a nerd. I was going to say something about your height and house elves, but we all know there’s like 3 options for you: Gringot’s Goblin (the really bad ones) Forbidden Forest denizen (but not the noble centaurs) Dark Arts practitioner (Obviously! And could still be combined with one of the above).
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Well you’re the raven, so what other house would I put you in? I personally have never taken the “test” but I’ve always figured I’d be either Ravenclaw or Slytherin.
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Thank you kindly sweet Bertie, you just what I wanted
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That's 20 points to Raven house. You're the one Terry. Also yes, Drew would definitely be Dark Helmet, he definitely has the height for it... 👀
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Hey, don't point your cocaine bear at me El Jefe!
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Cause it would explain so much.
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Hope the treatments help buddy , all I can give you is virtual hugs.
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Thanks for clarifying bud, I was thinking you were hiding behind the donkeys.
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Whatever you call it at your hedonist parties… “party favors”
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Stop handing out hallucinogens to your Ministry of Drewth lackeys.
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That was your takeaway from my entire post?
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Hey we should be giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Gunner’s Mate First Class Asshole that is in charge of aiming Drew’s nukes. Also, 10 points to whichever house gets that reference… and this one…👀 You kinda walked into this one @Drew Espinosa, I was actually going to say it but Terry beat me to it.
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Way to show restraint
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Drew, sweetie, I mean even you have to know somewhere deep down inside that when you started nuking wildlife preserves and children’s hospitals that some sort of line from sane to insane was crossed.
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Yes there is no question your Empire is illegitimate.
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Poor Drewbear is sooo tormented…👀
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I don’t think anybody has the username “Peasant” in this club. Hmm… let me check my username… nope still SPIKE!!!
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But yeah @Drew Espinosa what series?
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Breaking News: God-Emperor has a dakimakura pillow of Resistance Leader Spike! Ft. Worth Star Telegram “He keeps grinding his teeth on it and calling it ‘Bitch,’” says an insider close to the halfling tyrant.
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You’re too busy being mean to talk about Mr. Yayo. Also, all the time you spend with your dakimakura time cuts into your other activities…
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An obvious Ministry of Drewth manipulation.
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Go back to playing with your dakimakura and leave the nice people alone, Bitch!
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Well we just had a massive thunderstorm move through here. There were apparently a couple tornado touchdowns, took some of the roof off of a Walmart. We had 2 windows at the far end of our warehouse blow out. Crazy Texas weather.
