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    Drew doing his Stretch Armstrong impression. I freely share my humor with the world, and I love starting fads. Let's make "Drewth" a thing in 2023!
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    I didn’t have time to figure out a pithy statement, I had to actually work for a minute 👀
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    The real headline again…
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    Drew you say you want to pursue peace, and then you nuke a guy for his tamale preferences. This is why I must decline your deal and continue to resist. Plus Page already pointed out that your deal was nonsense anyway
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    You’re being too predictable, the resistance will outmaneuver you.
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    Yes, cause we’re the ones sending nukes out every 15 minutes… and I know Drew will take my sarcastic response to libel the movement with his Drew-run newspaper cronies.
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    But those feral lions are gonna be all glitterfied.
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    You sound like Emperor Palpatine before he got tossed down the shaft, and I don’t care what JJ Abrams said later, that dude was dead. Ministry of Drewth at it again, Thanks Terry I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I’m going for more of a Battle of San Jacinto kind of thing. Drewbear put those stones down, your house is made of glass.
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    Umm it was already November…
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    I was pretty proud of that one, it just came out on the fly
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    Yes, they thought the question was "Are you in favor of ousting the God-Emperor?"
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    They asked Mama Espinosa 900 different times...
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    When they only polled your mom, of course that's the approval rating...
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    The Ministry of Drewth was hard at work with their mental gymnastics to make this the headline from what I said. Plus like you've already sent nukes to completely destroy MI like 50 times.
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    There you go. That was the original headline before Drew's unelected officials scrubbed it for him.
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    Uhh there’s not even enough quote there remotely make that claim. But thanks for proving my point about the Drew-run Media. umm I think you’ve got this whole revolution thing backwards. Pagey lives like 5 states away you dork.
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    Testimonials at gunpoint don’t count. It’s all a product of the Drew-run media… 👀 Exactly! We were there to shop ONLY. We can’t be held responsible for coincidental acts of god. Yeah they doesn’t sound like a Bertie quote…
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    Unjust taxation. Time for a tea party. No, Drew cries as he punches us. Exactly, and I’m like Robin Hood. I’m a legendary hero…
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    Yeah -12 hurts Says the megalomaniac who’s always trying to steal my men. See, even Nicky knows you exaggerate my “menace.” Yeah I mean Clo likes her men all shaggy, and the stud I claimed was so smooth. How bout we share?
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    Hah, he’s acceptably smooth in… other areas… 👀
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    I have done this in a bit… Mine!
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    Morning Gary, how are things in the frozen north?
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    Hopefully feral lion free…
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    Drewbear, even you couldn't handle that much manliness at once. Dugh, I'm overwhelmed at your generosity, that is the real sprit of Christmas right there. Also, you brought out the high quality Highlanders, you really are sharing. This is actually true, Drew's mama's tamales are like the Bread and Circuses for us in the Dark Empire of Texas. Every cloud has a sliver lining.
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