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As articulate as ever, I see.

In Michigan, reporters verify facts independently, instead of making claims to suit the whims of dirty politicians.

Does Mama Espinosa dine exclusively on cherries picked from an orchard and shipped across the country? I think not.

Okay, Texas can still receive shipments of cherries. But an embargo will be placed on the Imperial household.

If the Drewth is fabricated, then, yes, it is a crime.

Texas Tribune Editors arrested, charged with False Reporting and Slander. -The Detroit Free Press, 05/01/23

Good news: you won't be able to.

And I'll tell Governor Whitmer to stop exporting cherries to Texas. The next time Drew or Spike wants a cherry pie, they'll be SOL!

Happy Birthday, Comsie!

He lives in Manhattan, not a desert. Your aim with your airstrikes is almost as bad as your aim with your

Dancing? Well, there may have been a Bar Mitzvah or two....As for singing, your guess is as good as mine. 🤷‍♂️ Hey, Terry!

Hey, Drew! I found you a man! He's not a K-pop idol, but he's still pretty cute! And he's a professional chef, so he can cook for you without using the microwave/flavor incinerator.

Love you, too, buddy.

*cough* *cough* Power bottom *cough*

Oh, yeah, there was the kissing session at the Smithsonian Institution....and then there was that one summer with the twins. #10 out of 26. That still rates you pretty high. Nope, it's all good. See my earlier response.

Ugh! I wish I could say that I can't believe anyone would be that selfish....But, I can. So sorry you have to deal with this, Comsie. Thank you for all of your hard work!

In other words, there's nothing to report.

@Drew Espinosa That reminds me: any updates or anecdotes about Yayo?

Good morning, Spunky Drewster!

Well, I guess it could be considered a "cultivation" story---but the only individuals capable of using it are foxes/gumiho. They were more prominent in the past, but have mostly hidden themselves away as technology and industrial-scale magic became commonplace. Also, as far as this story is concerned, there's only "one world". No reincarnation, no alternate dimensions, etc, so it isn't an "isekai" story.

Yes, it was.

Glad to hear it; I thought you might.

@Drew Espinosa I have a story pitch I think you might like. It's loosely inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender, but with more of a Thai/Vietnamese influence. 23-year-old Lamon is fresh from the police academy in the Floating City of the Dragon. His first assigned post: to return to the neighborhood he knew as a child. Seeking out familiar faces, Lamon goes to a well-loved noodle shop in the old neighborhood. Inside, he finds his childhood friend, Boon-Nam, who has assumed ownership of the restaurant following his grandmother's passing. Some thugs are causing problems, and so, as an officer of the law, Lamon is forced to act. Lamon's timely appearance rekindles old feelings Boon-Nam thought he had buried since he was a teen; feelings that Lamon might actually reciprocate. But Lamon's intervention sends ripples through the city's criminal underworld, ripples big enough to swell into a typhoon that could plunge the city into anarchy.

Hahaha, Aaaww! This kid is a real connoisseur of tomato sauce!